Have you ever?

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah, a few times.

Have you ever been shut out completely by someone, and then they show up at an unexpected time as if nothing ever happened?

 

[Doodle]

Yes, actually. And then I let them back in and then SURPRISE they left again.

Have you ever accidentally stapled yourself?

 

[Androgyny]

No! :lol:

Have you ever missed a whole day because you kept falling asleep?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yes and fuck it hurts lol.

Have you ever made a bunch of noise when you were supposed to be quiet?

 

[Androgyny]

Yes. Usually it's laughter that I can't control.

Have you ever felt like you have no internal organs left after illness?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yes, I hate that feeling.

Have you ever gone joyriding?

 

[Androgyny]

No. I like all my riding to be filled with misery.... :lol:

Have you ever dreamed that everything is gonna be okay?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yes, but that's why they are just dreams to me.

Have you ever had someone act like a close friend after they were gone for an extended period of time, and didn't keep in touch at all?

 

[Androgyny]

Yeah, and after a little while it was pretty cool, because it was just like old times again. :hug:

Have you ever realised how drastically you need to buy underwear because you are STILL forgetting to buy more?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yes, if I don't buy some soon, that will be a shame :P

Have you ever neglected your house cleaning for a while, then you had to clean everything all at once?

 

[Androgyny]

That's pretty much my life story... I tend to work in spurts. This comic sums up the situation perfectly.... :lol:

Have you ever roasted marshmallows over a campfire?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah but I try not to use sticks anymore...too much dirt and grime :lol:

Have you ever eaten something super hot, but weren't aware of it until you ate it?

 

[Androgyny]

No. I was aware of it, but ate it anyway. I consistently burn the roof of my mouth with the first slice of pizza... I just can't wait! :lol:

Have you ever walked out on a movie at the cinema?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Not that I can recall. I don't go that often anyway.

Have you ever misjudged the distance of something?

 

[Androgyny]

Not really, I'm pretty good with that sort of thing.

Have you ever bought a whole lot of stuff to cook something and forgot to buy the key ingredient, and when you realise this much later that night, you just got drunk instead?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Sounds like something I would do :lol:

Have you ever backed into something?

 

[Androgyny]

I don't drive, so not in that sense... But once at a concert I backed into an attractive young lady and it ended pretty well...

Have you ever figured out how to use something properly after using it for a long period of time the wrong way and wasting a WHOLE lot of time doing it that way?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah, I'm prone to doing things like that.

Have you ever seen a wild animal up close?

 

[Androgyny]

Indeedido. Seen plenty of stuff like kangaroos, possums, koalas, snakes, etc...

Have you ever played an album over and over all day?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Maybe not all day, but some I can listen to on repeat.

Have you ever seen someone streaking?