Have you ever?

[Witty_Sarcasm]

This is how the game goes: you post an activity and the next person will answer with yes, they have done that, or no they haven't (give more details if necessary). Here's an example: Have you ever been on a train? The next person will answer and then post a question for the next person to answer. Here I'll start off:

Have you ever performed on a street corner with an organ grinder monkey?

 

[Androgyny]

No, but I've been the organ grinder monkey.

Have you ever dressed up as one of yr friends while drunk and tried to steal their identity?

 

[ryan.]

Bah, you think I'm really ryan!?

Have you ever put on clown shoes and walked around, forcing people to step on your shoes, pretending you feet were actually that big and feigning pain?

*Cuase if so you might be ryan and seriously you can have your identity back, it sucks; I just want to be bill again.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No, but I'll give that a go sometime.

Have you ever tackled a gopher?

 

[Doodle]

I have not.

This reminds me...have you ever played Never Have I Ever while drinking?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yes, shit gets crazy then :P

Have you ever made out with someone, and it was all slobbery and gross?

 

[Doodle]

Oooh yeah. Virgin kissers tend to be that way.
I was baaaaaad. xD

Have you ever published any artistic work of yours?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah, a story I wrote with some friends.

Have you ever gotten a massage?

 

[Doodle]

Nope, but I have one scheduled this week. Yay for getting better! xD

Have you ever acted on stage?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No, but I want to do that someday.

Have you ever been hang gliding?

 

[ryan.]

Nope.

Have you ever had a one night stand in mexico with a transgendered philipeno man named frank? If so tell him thanks for the herpes.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No, but that's my dad, and I'll be sure to tell him

Have you ever swam with dolphins?

 

[ryan.]

yes! they were so cute, i actually have a picture of them on this desk, kissing me on the cheek Ahhhhh

How jealous are you right now?

 

[Androgyny]

That's not a "have you ever" question!

Have you ever been arrested?

 

[ryan.]

bahaha yes, a few times, but never much serious. I'm a revolutionary after all!

have you ever farted, while simulatenously sneezing at teh same times (i've heard you'll die if you do, which has always been quite worrying to me, so this would really dispell some concerns of my own, if you could answer)

 

[Androgyny]

Yes... :behindsofa: It's not that you'll die, but you might die of embarrassment because with that much release going on... well, you can imagine how things could end up... I got off lucky! :lol:

Have you ever been cow tipping?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No, even though I live in an area with farms...

Have you ever skinny dipped?

 

[Androgyny]

Yes.

Have you ever been on a plane?

 

[ryan.]

Yupp on the beaches of cuba with a girl who me and my good friend were both trying to sleep with, and a gay male who was trying to sleep with both of us; no one got laid that night.

Have you ever had a sexual experience with the same sex?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah, kinda...lol

Have you ever ran 5 miles?