Welcome one and all to Jim's Café, the sanctuary for the long suffering sane from the madness of the modern world.
Another day another cafe, but this one is a little special, because the main topic is Whamageddon! For those of you unfamiliar with this, it is a game you play each year around christmas time, where you attempt to go the entire festive season without hearing the song "Last Christmas" by Wham! I failed last year, but I wont be failing again this year.
The premise is simple, at some point, someone got fed up of never being able to escape "Last Christmas" by Wham during the festive season so laid down the challage to try to avoid hearing it, and here are the (friendly version of) the rules:
The Rules:
1) The moment you recognise the song, you are out, no changing the song and claiming you are still in.
2) You cannot sabotage other people
3) This is only for the version by Wham, covers and singing it to people doesnt count.
4) Whamageddon starts from the first christmas song in shops until the start of Boxing Day (26th December)
5) Extra points for someone who made it past December 31st.
6) To hear the song is to be "Whammed"
As ever, this is a cafe, so there are questions. As ever, answer the tables you like, skip the rest and enjoy:
Whamageddon Table
For those who have played/intend to play
1) Have you ever played Whamageddon?
2) What is your success rate for this game?
3) Are the any songs WORSE than Wham!'s "Last Christmas" that you think should be the object instead?
4) Are going to play this year?
5) For those who are playing, when you get Whammed, come back here and describe how it happened.
Christmas Table
Now that the festive season is ACTUALLY here (and not stupidly early)
1) How many presents are you buying this year?
2) Do you still have presents to buy?
3) What makes it a real Christmas for you?
4) What was your best Christmas?
5) What are your Christmas plans this year?
Art Table
Because December 1st is also "Day Without Art Day"
1) What is your favourite form of Art? (Music/Film/Painting/Sculpture/Writing/Graffiti/Tattoos etc)
2) What Art form would you not miss?
3) What would the world look like if all art were truly gone from it on this day every year?
4) Have you made Art? Share it if you like.

5) What does Art mean to you?
The Bar
A quiet place to just say Hi.
1) Say Hello
2) Tell us how you're doing.
Recruitment Table
DONT FORGET TO TAG PEOPLE! And committing to write the next Cafe never hurt anyone irreparably.
