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Jim's Cafe Friday 11/20/20

Lane

SF Supporter
#1
Good morning it afternoon SF friends. Its National Absurdity Day according to the whoever makes up these things calendar.

I hope you all had a decent week and are feeling all right. I wanted to open cafe early to get weekend started. Hope that's ok with everyone. *hiya

I got some questions so feel free to answer at your leisure.

1) what are you up to for the weekend?

2) what's your favorite fast food restaurant?

3) what's your guilty pleasure 😈?

4) do you collect anything, have hobbies or what would you like to do?

5) is there a thing, a phrase that you can look back on and laugh or be surprised about that you took literally as a child?

6) what do you think of these pictures below? I googled absurd art and toilet monster popped up!!! Screenshot_20201120-060640_Chrome.jpg Screenshot_20201120-060511_Chrome.jpg 6788291_fc705.gif giphy.gif

Can you guys help me tag. Thanks

@Sunspots @extraterrestrialone @Walker @StrangeRanger @KindaOtiose @Baywasp @Mister
 

Human Ex Machinae

Void Where Prohibited
#3
1) what are you up to for the weekend?
Once I'm done being a drunk idiot, I'll sleep until Monday.
2) what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonalds, even though a Big Mac is mostly bread.
3) what's your guilty pleasure 😈?
I have many pleasures. Guiltiest? None of your business, but it involves one of my hands.
4) do you collect anything, have hobbies or what would you like to do?
I used to collect books. I still do, in digital form.
5) is there a thing, a phrase that you can look back on and laugh or be surprised about that you took literally as a child?
God Bless Me.
 

Lane

SF Supporter
#5
Once I'm done being a drunk idiot, I'll sleep until Monday.

McDonalds, even though a Big Mac is mostly bread.

I have many pleasures. Guiltiest? None of your business, but it involves one of my hands.

I used to collect books. I still do, in digital form.

God Bless Me.
*hysterical ahhh, I'll just lie here and um.

I just got a kindle a few months ago human but he first book is ehhh. So it kinda turned me off. Do you have a kindle?
 

Witty⭐️Sarcasm ⭐️

Renegade banshee
SF Supporter
#6
1) what are you up to for the weekend?
Nothing that I know of, maybe some more sleeping.

2) what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
Not sure if I can pick just one, because many have good menu items.

3) what's your guilty pleasure 😈?
Chocolate and coffee.

4) do you collect anything, have hobbies or what would you like to do?
I collect things like postcards, keychains, magnets, etc.
I like writing, reading, music, movies, and there's lots I would like to do.

5) is there a thing, a phrase that you can look back on and laugh or be surprised about that you took literally as a child?
I thought utility poles were aliens for some reason. lol

6) what do you think of these pictures below? I googled absurd art and toilet monster popped up!!!
Kinda weird I guess :P
 

Lane

SF Supporter
#7
1) what are you up to for the weekend?
Nothing that I know of, maybe some more sleeping.

2) what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
Not sure if I can pick just one, because many have good menu items.

3) what's your guilty pleasure 😈?
Chocolate and coffee.

4) do you collect anything, have hobbies or what would you like to do?
I collect things like postcards, keychains, magnets, etc.
I like writing, reading, music, movies, and there's lots I would like to do.

5) is there a thing, a phrase that you can look back on and laugh or be surprised about that you took literally as a child?
I thought utility poles were aliens for some reason. lol

6) what do you think of these pictures below? I googled absurd art and toilet monster popped up!!!
Kinda weird I guess :P
#5. Lol. Weird how kids see things. I always thought a neon nathan sign looked like Bugs Bunny down the road. 🤷‍♀️
 

extraterrestrialone

assembled words vs disjointed thought
SF Supporter
#8
hey @Lane , today we’ve got some early errands (shopping for food etc) to do so i will be back here at my usual lateness time and do some real answering. but some of the errand is time sensitive! just need a little cup of coffee first to get going. sorry i can’t stay and relax right now.

see you soonnnnnn. 😊
 

FFurry

SF Supporter
#9
1) what are you up to for the weekend?
Not much! We are locked down here, so no restaurants, no gym, no movies, etc. Thinking of heading to the stormy wilderness coast to get away from it all.

2) what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
KFC

3) what's your guilty pleasure 😈?
KFC

4) do you collect anything, have hobbies or what would you like to do?
I used to collect rocks, but now all I have is a pile of rocks, so I stopped.

5) is there a thing, a phrase that you can look back on and laugh or be surprised about that you took literally as a child?
Sports jacket. I thought they meant a sweatshirt, so I was mildly surprised, but wore my best one to the event. True story, but I was very young.

6) what do you think of these pictures below? I googled absurd art and toilet monster popped up!!!
Lysergic acid diethylamide?
 
#10
thanks for the tag @Lane :)

1) what are you up to for the weekend?
no plans, probably just having anxiety and feeling down as usual and watching movies

2) what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
mcdonalds

3) what's your guilty pleasure 😈?
twilight *shh

4) do you collect anything, have hobbies or what would you like to do?
I collect shells from beaches I go to. I wouldn't say I have hobbies, I dont really know what counts as a hobby? I like photography and editing, I've got so far behind on things this year from feeling so depressed but I was teaching myself astrology

5) is there a thing, a phrase that you can look back on and laugh or be surprised about that you took literally as a child?
I remember having kids comics that had info about the latest this and that and reading the phrase "watch this space" and thinking it literally meant kept looking at the page and something would magically appear on there, so I did and I was confused why nothing happened *rofl
I was confused about fax machines too, I couldn't comprehend how they worked and nobody told me how they worked so I assumed it teleported paper from one machine to another *rofl
 

Inya

babaya gayolera
#12
Thanks @Lane for the tag. ;)

1) what are you up to for the weekend?
Wallowing on the couch most of the time since everything’s closed. Maybe I’ll meet my friends tomorrow. In the woods. Secretly. Illegally. On a safety distance. Each with their own beer.*shh

2) what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
I don’t eat fast food.

3) what's your guilty pleasure?
I have many pleasures but not much guilt.*dunno

4) do you collect anything, have hobbies or what would you like to do?

random crafting, making cookies, getting drunk…you know...the usual.

5) is there a thing, a phrase that you can look back on and laugh or be surprised about that you took literally as a child?

Yeah, but if I translate it it looses the meaning. For example there’s a similar word in my language for ‘pleasant’ and ‘to touch’. So I thought ‘pleasant’ meant you can touch it. Actually, it makes sense lol.

6) what do you think of these pictures below? I googled absurd art and toilet monster popped up!!!
My Google doesn’t give me toilet monsters. :( Anyway, the artists must be on strong stuff. I like this one.

barry-kite-collages-5.jpg

 

MosesY

Functioning Alcoholic
SF Supporter
#18
Thanks for opening the cafe @Lane

I got some questions so feel free to answer at your leisure.

1) what are you up to for the weekend?
I have to work tomorrow, 8 hours, then going to Texas Roadhouse. Sunday morning I have to get groceries then will spend the rest of the day working on Lanterns. Next week I have the week off.

2) what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
Taco Bell

3) what's your guilty pleasure 😈?
Whiskey and Texas Roadhouse

4) do you collect anything, have hobbies or what would you like to do?
I collect and restore and customize Coleman lanterns. It is a very interesting hobby with a large community.

5) is there a thing, a phrase that you can look back on and laugh or be surprised about that you took literally as a child?
When I was about 5 or 6 my mom told me that if I could sprinkle salt on a birds tail I could catch the bird. The thought of catching a bird enthralled me. I asked for a salt shaker and she gave me one. I went out into the yard, lots of birds around, but I could never get close enough to put salt on their tail.

6) what do you think of these pictures below? I googled absurd art and toilet monster popped up!!!
I will probably have nightmares about toilet monsters now.
 

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