Jim's Cafe Monday July 2 2018

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Thnks for the invite @Woowoo . Had a manic day as well, so is there room for another at your bbq?

I can bring this along with me

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Manic @Ash600. Is there something traveling through the air today? At work, can barely contain myself to not go around and start stupid shit with and with no reason. Absolut would help for a half hour. And Absolute would be splendid for eternity :P

 

[Ash600]

Manic @Ash600. Is there something traveling through the air today? At work, can barely contain myself to not go around and start stupid shit with and with no reason. Absolut would help for a half hour. And Absolute would be splendid for eternity :p

Must be a Monday thing. Pull up a chair and we can unwind watching the football, drinking vodka and smoking cigars.:cool:

 

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Must be a Monday thing. Pull up a chair and we can unwind watching the football, drinking vodka and smoking cigars.:cool:

Taking you up on it. As soon as I master teleportation

 

[Woowoo]

Must be a Monday thing. Pull up a chair and we can unwind watching the football, drinking vodka and smoking cigars.:cool:

Sounds good, but I'll have a rollie rather than a cigar

 

[Aurelia]

Must be a Monday thing. Pull up a chair and we can unwind watching the football, drinking vodka and smoking cigars.:cool:

Unfortunately, I think you and I both know it's more of a 'stupid' thing than a 'Monday' thing.

 

[Aurelia]

Yeah I think if I'm persuaded strongly enough then I could do a bit of the cooking

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So what would one have to do to persuade you?

 

[Ash600]

Sounds good, but I'll have a rollie rather than a cigar

No worries, I'll get it arranged

 

[Ash600]

Unfortunately, I think you and I both know it's more of a 'stupid' thing than a 'Monday' thing.

Yeah I do...........

 

[Ash600]

So what would one have to do to persuade you?

Hold a glass of vodka close to my mouth?

 

[Aurelia]

Yeah I do...........

That's who the aliens can abduct.

Although, not so sure they'll want to... I could see them saying, "What the fuck is this waste of oxygen you've given us?"

 

[Aurelia]

Hold a glass of vodka close to my mouth?

Lol. If you mean permanently, might be a bit difficult to cook that way.

 

[Ash600]

Lol. If you mean permanently, might be a bit difficult to cook that way.

I can go with intermittently.

 

[Aurelia]

I can go with intermittently.

Okay. I'm pretty sure I can handle that job

 

[Ash600]

Okay. I'm pretty sure I can handle that job

Happy days!! That's the bbq sorted out

 

[Aurelia]

Happy days!! That's the bbq sorted out

That it is. And considering you're pretty amazing at everything else you do, I'm confident the BBQ will be no different.

 

[Ash600]

That it is. And considering you're pretty amazing at everything else you do, I'm confident the BBQ will be no different.

No pressure on me then :confused::eek:

 

[Aurelia]

No pressure on me then :confused::eek:

Well, considering I'm intermittently providing you with vodka, that should alleviate most of the pressure lol.

 

[Ash600]

Well, considering I'm intermittently providing you with vodka, that should alleviate most of the pressure lol.

In that case, no pressure on me, but the risks will be on those that eat the food I serve up:p

 

[Aurelia]

In that case, no pressure on me, but the risks will be on those that eat the food I serve up:p

Oh! That gives me an idea. Let's poison people we don't like.

 

[Ash600]

Oh! That gives me an idea. Let's poison people we don't like.

No we can't, it'll be a waste of beautiful food.

Didn't someome say there could be a risk of alien abduction? Well if we ply the aliens with food, get them wasted and then chuck those we don't like on the back of their craft when they aren't looking?