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[Road to Nowhere]

 

[Atreides]

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? kicked out of the zoo

 

[Atreides]

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? to get to the... wait a moment

 

[Shelly]

 

[KM76710]

 

[Road to Nowhere]

 

[seabird]

 

[CrashBandicoot]

The wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybeee.

 

[KM76710]

Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey was one of the funniest episodes of any show put on TV. I still love him just doing the paperwork for a license:

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Weight. This is a very relative question, because if I were in space, I'd be weightless.
Tony Banta: You are in space.

Bobby Wheeler: Have you ever experienced loss of consciousness, hallucinations, dizzy spells, convulsive disorders, fainting, or periods of loss of memory?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Hasn't everyone?

Bobby Wheeler: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: That's a tough choice.

 

[Road to Nowhere]

Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey was one of the funniest episodes of any show put on TV. I still love him just doing the paperwork for a license:

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Weight. This is a very relative question, because if I were in space, I'd be weightless.
Tony Banta: You are in space.

Bobby Wheeler: Have you ever experienced loss of consciousness, hallucinations, dizzy spells, convulsive disorders, fainting, or periods of loss of memory?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Hasn't everyone?

Bobby Wheeler: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: That's a tough choice.[/QUOTE

Jim from taxi sales vacuum cleaners, Jim and Latka cocaine cookies and Jim takes drivers test is my favorite scenes from taxi.

 

[Shelly]

 

[KM76710]

Big or small, cats WILL be cats.

 

[Shelly]

 

[KM76710]

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Those remind me of my cat. Mine also had paw sized brass knuckles. LOL

 

[Shelly]

 

[KM76710]

 

[Shelly]

 

[KM76710]

 

[Gonz]

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Can’t it be both?

 

[Shelly]