Most recent thing you said aloud

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My mom: What am I going to do with all this cheese?
Me: Take some upstairs...and shove it up her ass.

My neighbor is being a stomping elephant woman at 2:30 in the morning.

 

[Baywasp]

"Where are you going? Okay, bye bye."

 

[Baywasp]

...what?! Who was that?

 

[Astrid78]

Are you gonna sleep on the couch or your bed?

 

[Baywasp]

There's a kitty in a bag!

 

[Baywasp]

Oh! Bryan...

 

[Princess Tiffany]

"I like how the room went quiet the minute I said that."

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

"Holy crap, it's the ass man!"

Rob Schneider is on the Masked Singer and he used to play this character on SNL that always showed his ass. lol

 

[Baywasp]

I keep singing "Kitty is the baby; baby is the kitty!" to my roommates' kitten

 

[Astrid78]

Go away...I whispered this while hiding in my kitchen from whomever was in my driveway

 

[Baywasp]

You're a kitty! You're a kitty! You're a kitty!

 

[Baywasp]

Beep beep. Whoosh!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

"Not the whole video, just the song but with the Vincent Price monologue".

Listening to Thriller right now.

 

[kerplucked]

giggling... Witty is so witty!

 

[kerplucked]

I can relate... (I hide too, Astrid. )

 

[Baywasp]

You're a baby kitty; you're a little friend

 

[foreverforgotten]

Crab salad!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

"Well, he might be dead".

My mom asked if the Stay Puft marshmallow man was still alive

 

[Baywasp]

Gonna take my cat to the old town road...

 

[Baywasp]

There's a sleepy sleepy kitty, o-on my bed