Musings, ideas, what are you thinking about?

[Nick]

ohmygod --- that was 40 seconds for me to piss and wash my hands!!
But I'd like to see that custom warning anyway.
@Nick come help me here, bro.

Word choice man, it's all about word choice. I get what you were trying to say. How long should you wash your hands for?

 

[Ash600]

Are you allowed to write on my forum that it would have taken you 40 seconds to take care of washing Nick's precious hidden bits?

As long as he's not using your toothbrush to do so

 

[Walker]

How long should you wash your hands for?

Clearly we were allotting 10 seconds for the peeing and 30 seconds for the washing.

 

[Freya]

As long as he's not using your toothbrush to do so

*angry no (apparently we didn't include the puke emoji in the options - oversight!)

 

[Nick]

*angry no (apparently we didn't include the puke emoji in the options - oversight!)

That one might need to be added. Toothbrush ... um ...

 

[Walker]

apparently we didn't include the puke emoji in the options - oversight!

It wasn't an oversight. We knew that @HumanExMachina would use it 14 times a day so we intentionally didn't include it.
And @Ash600 you didn't read that as I was washing Nick, Come on, side with me. Team Matt.

 

[Freya]

It wasn't an oversight. We knew that @HumanExMachina would use it 14 times a day so we intentionally didn't include it.
And @Ash600 you didn't read that as I was washing Nick, Come on, side with me. Team Matt.

@Ash600 is NOT Team Matt - are you nuts? Ash knows which side his bread is buttered!

 

[Walker]

Ash knows which side his bread is buttered

Is that some kind of creepy euphemism? blech

 

[Freya]

Is that some kind of creepy euphemism? blech

How are you making buttered bread into a creepy euphemism? Ash - tell him! He's lowering the tone. Again.

 

[Ash600]

How can I be on someone's team who takes 10 secs to pee? Appreciate the moment dude, make the most of that satisfying moment.

@Ash600 is NOT Team Matt - are you nuts? Ash knows which side his bread is buttered!

Is that some kind of creepy euphemism? blech

I damn well hope it's not a euphemism. That could be so wrong...

 

[Walker]

He's lowering the tone. Again

How is that? I haven't even mentioned pooping while the other one brushes their teeth!

 

[Ash600]

How are you making buttered bread into a creepy euphemism? Ash - tell him! He's lowering the tone. Again.

So in other words, what you're saying is that beforehand this thread was actually highbrow?

 

[Sunspots]

Clearly we were allotting 10 seconds for the peeing and 30 seconds for the washing.

If it's only 10 seconds for peeing you don't need to go urgently enough.

 

[Ash600]

How is that? I haven't even mentioned pooping while the other one brushes their teeth!

That's where the bread and "butter" comes into play.

 

[Nick]

How is that? I haven't even mentioned pooping while the other one brushes their teeth!

*PUKE really ugh

 

[Freya]

If it's only 10 seconds for peeing you don't need to go urgently enough.

This is an exceptionally valid point! Team Lu (x2)!

 

[Walker]

Well jesus you guys, how long is it taking you to pee - in actual numbers here? Cause it's not that freaking long. Good grief.

 

[Ash600]

If it's only 10 seconds for peeing you don't need to go urgently enough.

This is an exceptionally valid point! Team Lu (x2)!

It's also a waste of resources. You could place a ping pong ball into the bowl and "sail" it around in patterns.
Or for the more adventerous, invite someone else along and engage in a game of "water polo"

 

[Nick]

Well jesus you guys, how long is it taking you to pee - in actual numbers here? Cause it's not that freaking long. Good grief.

At least 30 seconds to 1 min depending on how long it took me to get up and walk to the bathroom. Some of us wait HOURS to pee.

 

[Walker]

That is so not true. It does not take that long to take a leak. What is wrong with you, @Nick I'm not talking about wait time per se - though I am talking about that in some sense. And not how long it took to walk to the bathroom either lol I'm talking about the time it takes to saddle up and start and finish. (lol for lack or better term)