Musings, ideas, what are you thinking about?

[Nick]

I'll set my stop watch next time and report back how long it took. I don't time this. I go in and I go out, but I know it takes longer than 10 seconds.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

This is such a long thread all about peeing. Must be a hot topic nowadays.

 

[Aurelia]

Well jesus you guys, how long is it taking you to pee - in actual numbers here? Cause it's not that freaking long. Good grief.

Girls always take a little longer to pee because we have to wipe afterward. You don't; you just shake it off. So I would say anywhere from 20-45 seconds, depending on how long the pee takes. That's not counting the time it takes to walk over to the toilet and back.

Wow, I don't know why I'm discussing this at this point. I clearly have no life if I feel the need to take part in this conversation.

 

[sinking_ship]

Lol well now you people have me timing my pee. I clocked 25 seconds just peeing, this doesn't include wiping, walking, hand-washing, or de-and re-pantsing.

 

[Aurelia]

Lol well now you people have me timing my pee. I clocked 25 seconds just peeing, this doesn't include wiping, walking, hand-washing, or de-and re-pantsing.

Exactly. I wasn't even thinking about depantsing and repantsing. There's no way, even as a guy, that @Walker only takes 10 seconds. I say it's at least 20-30 for him.

 

[Aurelia]

It also depends on what kind of pants you're wearing. If there's a button or a zipper, that's going to take more time than, say, sweatpants. Skinny jeans that are practically skin-tight take even longer. However, a skirt or dress always makes the process easier for women. Or men, I guess, if that's what floats your boat.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Lol, I never thought to "clock" my pee, now I'm wanting to try this to see how I measure up. *sfdunno

 

[Nick]

That is so not true. It does not take that long to take a leak. What is wrong with you, @Nick I'm not talking about wait time per se - though I am talking about that in some sense. And not how long it took to walk to the bathroom either lol I'm talking about the time it takes to saddle up and start and finish. (lol for lack or better term)

And the official answer is:

 

[Aurelia]

From the time I got to the toilet to the time I started walking away, 32 seconds.

 

[Walker]

Wow, I don't know why I'm discussing this at this point. I clearly have no life if I feel the need to take part in this conversation.

This made me laugh out loud.
The fact that this part of this thread is so long is pathetic and hilarious.

 

[Walker]

Fine. I'll clock it next time and report back. You guys are nuts.

 

[Aurelia]

This made me laugh out loud.
The fact that this part of this thread is so long is pathetic and hilarious.

I absolutely agree. It is quite pathetic. But what the hell, might as well embrace it. We're a bunch of fucking weirdos and proud of it.

 

[Aurelia]

Fine. I'll clock it next time and report back. You guys are nuts.

Looking forward to it. This is clearly an important issue that deserves accurate feedback through the process of multiple experimental trials. I'm counting on you to deliver.

 

[Nick]

Fine. I'll clock it next time and report back. You guys are nuts.

OR ... I have nothing better to be doing while awake all night.

 

[Freya]

You all know that NONE of the English people are going to be TIMING their pee and publishing the results to their friends right???

 

[Aurelia]

You all know that NONE of the English people are going to be TIMING their pee and publishing the results to their friends right???

Now I feel like I need to get a British person on board with this. Any takers? @Ash600 @Sunspots

 

[Inanimate]

I'm team prude here. Bathroom and restroom proportions are commensurate with the number of occupants. A single shower, toilet, and sink, are as such reserved for a single occupant. If I were to ever have a significant other, I would want to retain a degree of reciprocal respect for our dignity: bathroom privacy being a quintessential given.

 

[Gonz]

Last one was 24 seconds. I’m going to bed now, I’ll try to remember to time the first one after I wake up. I’m betting it’ll top 40.

You all know that NONE of the English people are going to be TIMING their pee and publishing the results to their friends right???

Like I said, prudes.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Mine said 1:47:85. So I mean, I must be really slow or something. lol

 

[Sunspots]

Mine said 1:47:85. So I mean, I must be really slow or something. lol

Did you fall asleep on there?