Just the literally insane people I have to talk to on the phone. No sir, asking about your health is not a fucking communist plot to take over America. My company is legitimate and we don't do anything illegal, or else we would have been out of business long ago. As it stands, we have been in business for 30 years. You can call them, no I don't know their home phone numbers, and just because I don't know all the answers, that does not mean I am willfully ignorant and kowtowing to higher-ups with no idea of what is truly going on. I tell you "as far as I know" because I do not know everything, clearly, unlike you. Go ahead and ask me all of the medical questions you want to. No, I am not on birth control and my mother is too old to have children, thank you for asking. Did you plan to impregnate us? I didn't mind telling you my surname, even if it is unique. I'm not scared of you and you can't find anything on me. I am far from perfect but my record is clean. This turned into a rant but I needed to get it out, because although I do enjoy my job, sometimes these paranoid idiots can really grind my gears.