Complaint #1, I came here to post my own complaint and then got caught up in other peoples complaints.
Complaint #2, I know for a fact that my IQ is 60 points higher than any of the other fuckers in this house. If I have to hear one more time about what an idiot I am I may lose my shit.
Complaint #3, I'm tired and I don't want to do jack shit. Yet we have to have a family Christmas party tonight where everyone will be drunk, fighting and idiots.