Post your *petty* complaint here

[Walker]

Quit starving dingo! @HumanExMachina Feed yourself. Do I need to feed you and type? Geez

 

[Ash600]

Omg we barely know each other!

keep the lights off then

 

[DrownedFishOnFire]

Soooo bringing popcorn and parking here as its more entertaining than housework which I currently am procastinating to do!

 

[Lotus]

I have a new one!

There I was a shoppin' when I got to the queue a stoppin'. There before me were a family of 3, with items not that many. Then tragedy struck, a child running amok, scanning items with the speed of a befuddled duck. For what felt like hours this torture endured, until finally this spiritual ailment was cured.... by their slow departure.

Basically: Parents letting their young kids scan items, sorry for the poetry. I've been challenging myself to write more.

 

[Walker]

sorry for the poetry

Well those words should never be spoken!
Keep it up.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Wow, there's over 700 posts on this thread. You've turned it into a viral sensation!

 

[Walker]

Viral on the suicide forum. We're famous.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

As long as it's not a zombie virus, it's all good.

 

[Aurelia]

When you can't sleep because you're a paranoid fuck.

 

[Sunspots]

When you can't sleep because you're a paranoid fuck.

You too huh?

 

[Aurelia]

You too huh?

I get a random thought in my head that has no solid evidence behind it whatsoever, and then the "what ifs" keep coming, while sleep does not, until that thought turns into an entire conspiracy theory with no solid evidence behind it.

 

[Indolent]

I just wish to be able to breathe properly.

 

[Abibug]

I wish I could sleep and not be craving cake...

 

[Walker]

Welcome to insomnia night march 2018, I guess. Sheesh

 

[Walker]

... I've got cake & paranoia too. For Abi & Asphyxiate. I guess you guys can trade.

 

[Aurelia]

... I've got cake & paranoia too. For Abi & Asphyxiate. I guess you guys can trade.

Lol, that sounds like a really bad emo band. Cake and Paranoia.

 

[nobodyknows71]

@HumanExMachina @Ash600 @walker95 you guys crack me up!!
So is the job for filing still up for grabs coz I’d like to save you from those legs! No one should have to see those, it’s bad enough there burned into my retinas!!

 

[nobodyknows71]

When you said you work a few hours on a SUNDAY. What the hell was I thinking!?!?

 

[Walker]

You did it, @nobodyknows71 wow. Money money money! You can do it.

 

[nobodyknows71]

You did it, @nobodyknows71 wow. Money money money! You can do it.

Time is flying by actually. It funny how much you can get done with no distractions :p