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[Sunspots]

Perfume adverts. They get more ridiculous every year.

 

[Sassy Cat]

Assholes who stand right in front of the weight and lifts asshole I Jammed my finger trying to avoid you everyone here thinks you are an asshole

 

[Nick]

Assholes who stand right in front of the weight and lifts asshole I Jammed my finger trying to avoid you everyone here thinks you are an asshole

Well tell that asshole to get out of the WAY!!! Clearly he qualifies for the word, I've never seen you use it 3 times in a sentence before.

 

[Ash600]

Perfume adverts. They get more ridiculous every year.

Tell me about it. I could put my piss in a bottle and have it advertised as if it's the much sought after fragrance this year.

 

[Ash600]

Assholes who stand right in front of the weight and lifts asshole I Jammed my finger trying to avoid you everyone here thinks you are an asshole

Throw a dumbell at the ignorant fucker.

 

[Sassy Cat]

Well tell that asshole to get out of the WAY!!! Clearly he qualifies for the word, I've never seen you use it 3 times in a sentence before.

yeah it just really bothers me when people do that especially when he was lifting in fast swinging motions not slow and steady

 

[Sassy Cat]

Throw a dumbell at the ignorant fucker.

 

[Nick]

Throw a dumbell at the ignorant fucker.

Throwing things is always a good idea!!! I haven't thrown or punched something in far too long.
*edit ... notice I said something NOT someone

 

[Aurelia]

Tell me about it. I could put my piss in a bottle and have it advertised as if it's the much sought after fragrance this year.

You should do that. We'll call it "Golden Shower" and have a couple of supermodels wrapped around each other like they're about to make out in the advertisement, as it rains down gold raindrops on them.

 

[Aurelia]

Throwing things is always a good idea!!!

Especially when you're aiming at a specific target. 😀

*edit ... notice I said something NOT someone

Technically, various body parts are a "something". :P

 

[Ash600]

You should do that. We'll call it "Golden Shower" and have a couple of supermodels wrapped around each other like they're about to make out in the advertisement, as it rains down gold raindrops on them.

Might need to change the name to something a bit more poncey than "Golden Shower" How's about "Douche D'ore" ?

 

[Ash600]

Throwing things is always a good idea!!! I haven't thrown or punched something in far too long.
*edit ... notice I said something NOT someone

Try it man, it's very therapeutic, even if it's a few verbals across the room

 

[Aurelia]

Might need to change the name to something a bit more poncey than "Golden Shower" How's about "Douche D'ore" ?

I'm in favor. Sounds all French and fancy.

 

[Nick]

Technically, various body parts are a "something". :P

And and opportunity to work on hand eye coordination. I feel like that's a win win.

 

[Auri]

Tell me about it. I could put my piss in a bottle and have it advertised as if it's the much sought after fragrance this year.

There's already sh*t and vomit in them, so piss would be a cute little addition. You'll make a fortune.

 

[Aurelia]

Might need to change the name to something a bit more poncey than "Golden Shower" How's about "Douche D'ore" ?

Oh, but have it written like: "Douché D'ore" with the extra thingy on the "e" so that people know to pronounce it all fancy like.

 

[Aurelia]

There's already sh*t and vomit in them, so piss would be a cute little addition. You'll make a fortune.

Shit and vomit? 😕

 

[Ash600]

There's already sh*t and vomit in them, so piss would be a cute little addition. You'll make a fortune.

Get me some perfume atomisers and I'll get filling. E'au de Ash.

 

[Ash600]

Oh, but have it written like: "Douché D'ore" with the extra thingy on the "e" so that people know to pronounce it all fancy like.

It also needs to be in a distinctively shaped bottle, like a bladder or a chonker perhaps.

 

[Aurelia]

It also needs to be in a distinctively shaped bottle, like a bladder or a chonker perhaps.

Well, that depends. Would it be for men, women, or unisex?