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[Aurelia]

Oh, and aside from all the shit with my stomach, and me wanting to pretty much curbstomp my one coworker and managers, I kept hearing the song "Santa, Baby" play at least 4-5 times over the loudspeaker while I was working. It started to annoy the living fuck out of me, so I made up my own version:

"Santa, baby, put some drugs under the tree for me.
Something to knock me on my ass all day.
So I don't have to hear this bullshit song.
And if not...
Please, fuck off from my chimney tonight."

 

[LonelyHiker]

I loooooove overcast days with a non-stop, gentle patter of rain...so peaceful and calming.

Bright, sunny days just jar me and make me feel exhausted...

And added bonus: hiking in the rain....the trails are deserted...

 

[Thedeliberates]

People dont replace the bags in the garbage cans at work

 

[Gonz]

my plan to destroy the world

Not the world! That's where I keep all my stuff!

 

[Sunspots]

Jazz hands

 

[Gonz]

Jazz hands

I agree wholeheartedly

 

[HappyKitty]

I've got a pretty good question. How is parents supposed to treat their kids? These days, me and my friends been bitching about each other's parents together. Are there even any nice parents out there? *sfdunno

 

[Auri]

Cool, now I just need you to remind me of that every spring and fall for the rest of my life.

I remember it this way : winter is sh*t enough, so as a consolation they give you one more hour to sleep.

 

[Aurelia]

This is a petty complaint about myself.

I'm sometimes too quick to judge people, and then end up realizing that they're not so bad after all, later on. With some, I take an instant liking to them, and with others, I may instantly dislike them. I think I have to work on that latter issue a bit.

 

[Ash600]

Goddamn it. And here, I was going to enforce my plan to destroy the world tonight. Now I have to wait until tomorrow night. Thanks a lot.

While you're doing that, I'm going to work out how to break the Universe.

 

[Innocent Forever]

My friend isnt coming to this exercise class in 10 minutes and I can't- can't can't can't- go alone. I really would like to go though

 

[Innocent Forever]

I've got a pretty good question. How is parents supposed to treat their kids? These days, me and my friends been bitching about each other's parents together. Are there even any nice parents out there? *sfdunno

Yeah there are, but even the good ones aren't perfect. Parents are supposed to care about their children, see them as individuals and guide them, love them, support them, to being the best person they can be.

 

[Aurelia]

While you're doing that, I'm going to work out how to break the Universe.

See, this is why we should put our heads together and team up. 😁

 

[Aurelia]

Not the world! That's where I keep all my stuff!

Sorry, there's no getting around it. One of these days, Ash and I will figure out a way to destroy the universe. However, we'll have a Plan B, in which we'll bring a number of the most intelligent and worthy people to a different life-sustaining universe, where we can all start over and live happily ever after, without all the bullshit. And yes, you can bring your stuff with you.

P. S. Don't forget the pot.

 

[Ash600]

Sorry, there's no getting around it. One of these days, Ash and I will figure out a way to destroy the universe. However, we'll have a Plan B, in which we'll bring a number of the most intelligent and worthy people to a different life-sustaining universe, where we can all start over and live happily ever after, without all the bullshit. And yes, you can bring your stuff with you.

P. S. Don't forget the pot.

I think I might've an idea on how to break the Universe

...but I'll probably have to do a spot of quantum mechanic engineering with you wish to bring a few select folks to a different universe.

 

[Auri]

a number of the most intelligent and worthy people

Who's the judge of that? *sfdunno

 

[Ash600]

Who's the judge of that? *sfdunno

Considering that @Aurelia has in the past been referred to as "The Queen" - I think therein lies your answer

 

[Aurelia]

Who's the judge of that? *sfdunno

Why, Ashy and I, of course.

 

[Aurelia]

Considering that @Aurelia has in the past been referred to as "The Queen" - I think therein lies your answer

I trust your judgment as well when it comes to this. 😉

 

[Ash600]

Why, Ashy and I, of course.

I get to choose as well? Yay *bleh