I've kept getting calls about five times per day from my credit card company, claiming I owe them what I've used on the card, plus a bunch of ridiculous late fees that I'm never planning on paying. Hell, even if I still had my job, I wouldn't pay it. So finally, after about a month and a half of these calls daily, I was feeling froggy, so I picked up:
"Hi, I'm Mandy, from so and so company. I'm calling because..."
"Yeah, I know exactly why you're calling. And I'm not goimg to pay you guys a damn thing, so get the fuck over it." *click*