The 2018 SF Bad Gift Guide for People You Don't Really Like

[Trapper]

As the holiday season is upon us, are you thinkin about what to hand out this year? Outta ideas? Then, here's a great Bad Gift guide to help with giving things to people you don't really like.

BUT, this catalogue isn't finished! Help with adding more enteries and pictures of things that could make handy holiday presents.

I 'll start:

How about a GRUMPY lump of coal? Not just any old lump of coal. This lump talks back! Uses 5 AAA batteries, just the configuration required to force the purchase of more than one pack (not included)
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[Walker]

Ok, when looking for options for this thread let's note where we are guys. There are a lot of really terrible things that could go here but shouldn't. Be mindful. Let's not post genuinely hurtful things.

 

[Walker]

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Whose dad needs this??

 

[Sunspots]

This might actually come in handy if too many sprouts are consumed during Christmas lunch.
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[Witty_Sarcasm]

These are just all so weird. haha

 

[Woowoo]

I love this one - a candle that starts off smelling good but changes to something disgusting half way through - they think they're getting apple pie, but.....

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[Woowoo]

Or maybe give them some Japanese chocolate. If you think us Brits eat some weird stuff, well we haven't got anything on the Japanese. This wasabi kit kat was the weirdest thing I ever tasted.

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Apparently they do a soy sauce flavoured one too - yummy :confused:

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[Acy]

Everyone gets the munchies sometimes. For the friend or relative who doesn’t like to share...

 

[Innocent Forever]

I love the bread gloves... They're cool!

 

[Trapper]

How about a great big shimmering ball of...
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Or they might better appreciate some...
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Love the other gift suggestions guys!
Keep em comming! :p

 

[Kira]

The perfect gift for all non-Australian's



Yes, it's Vegemite chocolate! :eek:

I did try it for curiosity sake and ummm, it's not bad enough to throw away but not good enough to buy again.

 

[Sunspots]

The perfect gift for all non-Australian's

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Yes, it's Vegemite chocolate! :eek:

I did try it for curiosity sake and ummm, it's not bad enough to throw away but not good enough to buy again.

Eeewwww.... I love chocolate but not sure even I could enjoy that! :eek:

 

[Trapper]

Looks like it could make your hair fall out!
And, if that happens, what about...
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S P R A Y O N H A I R!

 

[Trapper]

Or, why not a BAD dog moustach aka Snidely Whiplash
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[Trapper]

Give Snake in a Potato chip can!

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Disguised to look like a can of pringles, you are less likely to be tipped off as with the traditional can of mixed nuts. And, the bigger can, the more spring snakes it can hold for a longer sustained experience.

 

[Trapper]

Or how about giving a traditional fruitcake?

This one's inflatable so its easier to handle,
and almost instant to make
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[Trapper]

Or ugly sweaters of a losing hockey team:
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[Trapper]

Bring more snow for them to shovel. Makes three cans of snow.
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[Trapper]

Hand clappers! Often used by clowns in parades...

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[Trapper]

This is a cheap way to give someone a functional wrist watch. The arm strap tablet holder allows one to secure their tablet or phone to the wrist.
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