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The Fuck You Thread

Atreides

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What is the meaning of the phrase, “go touch grass?”

Is it literally about getting outside for a sec, or is it one of those phrases that mean something very specific but are indirect ways of insulting someone? For example, I had to learn the hard way that, “help me understand…” is not an expression of curiosity, and “how’s that working out for you?” is not a request for qualitative data…
I always assumed "go touch grass" meant something sexual. I never thought to look up what it means.
 

LumberJack

Honk If You're a Silly Goose
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Fuck you to people who drive slow in the passing lane when they aren’t passing and have ample opportunity to get over, and there are signs on the road that say “Slower Traffic Keep Right**” but they think they own the left lane and nobody else gets to pass! Don’t get fucking pissed when I go around your ass and pass on the right FFS!

Also if there is a vehicle in the right lane and they decide to go exactly the same speed even though they could accelerate a bit or decelerate a bit and get tf over. I am just so over inconsiderate drivers!

** - tbf there are also signs saying speed limit 55 or some shit, and I ignore those, so I don’t have any standing to complain about people ignoring other signs lol. It’s really my job to be less aggressive and I have made progress, but people who back up traffic still set me off like a greyhound who suddenly notices a rabbit…
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Prey drive is not only a canine characteristic.
 

JCC988

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Fuck you dad. It's been almost 9 years since you died but fuck you. You were mom's biggest enabler. You let her check out. You gave into her every convenient excuse to just lie on the couch and do nothing but watch TV and eat junk food. You never tried to force her to get up and do things again, even when she had spinal issues. You were just happy to ablidge her to just die a slow painful death on that couch at everyone else's expense. I would curse you so much if you were alive today you stupid bastard.
 
Fuck you . I hope everything you have put me and others through comes back to you multiplied into a million times.
I hope one day you realise what an absolute piece of shit you have been but won't be able to forgive yourself. I hope you suffer and I hope you end up hating yourself but won't let that affect anyone. I hate you so much.
Fuck you 🖕🖕🖕🖕
 

1964dodge

Has a monkey as a friend
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Fuck you . I hope everything you have put me and others through comes back to you multiplied into a million times.
I hope one day you realise what an absolute piece of shit you have been but won't be able to forgive yourself. I hope you suffer and I hope you end up hating yourself but won't let that affect anyone. I hate you so much.
Fuck you 🖕🖕🖕🖕
*hug*shake
 

JCC988

Well-Known Member
Oh and fuck you mom. You checked out. Don't even blame depression at this point after the death of your parents/my grandparents. You made pretty much zero effort to better your mental health. You were perfectly content to just lie on the couch and watch TV and eat shitty food, and then complain about consistently being given healthy foods. You even used the excuse that you were going to die before dad. Well guess what? Dad died before you did. Yet you refused anything to help your mental health. You stayed put because you wanted to wallow in self-pity until you died while dragging everyone around you down with you. Even when you became bedbound you refused therapy and allowed yourself to slip further into psychosis until eventually becoming a shell of what you once were. Then you died, and I didn't even grieve. I still don't grieve. That's how much hurt you caused. Fuck you to the extreme.
 

Witty_Sarcasm

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So I'm into astrology and know someone else who is. They are honestly one of the best people I know. Some jackass was saying negative things about them based on their sign, which is stupid because everyone is different, and it's more than about what sign you were born under. So that made me mad and I gave them some creative comebacks to use on that idiot. So yeah, fuck people who judge based on petty things, and just fuck that guy in particular.
 

LumberJack

Honk If You're a Silly Goose
SF Supporter
fuck you Though you insisted you were saying it out of love and care, failure and disappointment do not describe me. So you can go fuck yourself.
people who have to state their intentions are automatically suspect. If you really held the position you are claiming, your word choices would make disclaimers unnecessary. My faves are "I'm not a racist, but..." or "as a Christian..."

F them in the ear. You're obviously not behaving in accord with your professed faith if you have to announce it, and immediately say something hypocritical. Same with, "I'm only saying this with your best interests at heart..." or similar. There is a healthy way to give feedback, and a cutting way. If you are really caring but just don't know how to express that, then you would start with, "Hey I don't know how to say this, so can we have a talk?" That's not going to be easy, but ffs someone who is uncomfortable asking questions before they give feedback really does NOT care!

Either they are on an ego trip and want to put you in a subordinate position, or (more likely) they are struggling with their own behavior and instead of facing that, they run around giving unsolicited feedback to others. It's kind of like the opposite of fixing my own problems before I set myself up as a teacher.

All this judgement on my part is not very Christian of me, but I don't profess Christianity so there.

PS: I used to do that, so I'm really talking abt myself, but hey if projection is good for the goose...
 
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