Well, first, the clock would need to roll back to when I was a baby so that I could get a fresh start. Then I'd need a whole bunch of stuff:
-low anxiety
-a reasonable independent streak
-a genius level IQ
-to excel at either hockey or baseball (or both. That'd be nicer)
-$ 1 million
-a job that pays extremely well and affords enough free time to learn things
-Martial arts training
-A Personal Trainer
-Real Life Stress Training
-AFF Skydiving lessons
-Wilderness Training
-Climbing Lessons
-First Aid Training
-and an attractive, generous, smart woman who loves me and is proud to be with me and only me--and means it when she says it
...so yeah, I'm screwed.