a typo I made, luckily I always read my posts be fore I post them. I meant to say feel free to message me anytime, instead I said feel free to massage me anytime
embarrassing story. i was in the hospital last year 3 days in a coma. they pulled the tubes out and I was still really groggy. I had to go to the bathroom #2 and I told the sku nurse. she said no problem you can go to the bathroom. what she meant was she would get a bedpan. in my groggy state I thought it was ok to just go. she came back in and I asked her where the waste went, did it get sucked through the bed somehow? well she realized what I did and couldn't help snickering a little when she told me no, I just shit in the bed. I was terribly embarrassed but she was great about it and thought it was funny even though she had a hell of a mess to clean.