Witty's funtime house

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I was going to come up with SF Bingo but then all the things I came up with sounded lame. Like "Korton was contacted", "Human made another pizza", "Someone ate all the peanut butter" yeah clearly I'm not good at thinking of things. :P

 

[Lane]

I hate to say it, but this does sound a lot like me. haha

These are cute witty. I'm going to Google my sign.

 

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[1964dodge]

@Witty_Sarcasm these made me lmao thanks, the bigger dogs I had would've eaten the bird and get her own fries, they must trust that dog

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Haha yeah, I'm surprised they get along so well. I guess the birds can just fly away if the dog tries to eat them :P

 

[Lane]

I needed this today. Lol. So cute. Birds so sweet and smart. Thanks

 

[Walker]

Hi guys.
Seems no one had wandered across this thread till today & page 1 back there was - ouch. Rough. Thirteen year old kids are here. Putting a warning on your post that this is graphic as hell isn't enough, just message or skip it please.
You guys behave or I'll have to come back in here with wet noodle lashes. No one wants that to happen! I've got my eyes on you.
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[Witty_Sarcasm]

Hey man, I am behaving. :P Now post something funny or you're evicted from this space. haha

 

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[Witty_Sarcasm]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2088954951119299

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

For ongoing chatter, this is the place to be! @Cynic Goat

 

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

Ok, just no more tricking me into seeing doctors, ok?
And if i hear another mention of dentists, i will throw my laptop out of this buggy so fast it'll make your head spin! :p

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Alright, I got it. I won't bring those guys up again :P

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My mom got a call to go into work today, and one of her managers was on the other end swearing at someone. You can tell it's a really professionally run place. :P

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Omg, it combines all my favorite things!