Witty's funtime house

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

Well then someone needs to come and liven this place up :p I'm not that entertaining on my own.

Trust me, you have the entertainment value of ten people :L

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No I don't, I'm a bloody annoying little twit lol.

 

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

No I don't, I'm a bloody annoying little twit lol.

I doubt as many of us would be nearly as happy to see you online and posting if you were. :P

 

[1964dodge]

But really shit like this makes me scared of getting too close to anyone. Because they will cheat on me, betray me or leave me.

some people cheat some people don't hopefully you get one that doesn't. if you do get one that cheats try being calm, understanding and get creative with scissors below the belt :eek:

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Lol, I sounded totally British there. I just like using the word "bloody" as an adjective sometimes. :P

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Hmm I'll try to keep away from the scissors. The voodoo hex I cast upon them will be more than enough

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I got a second overdue notice from the library. Leave me alone, I can't get anything done right now :P

 

[1964dodge]

Lol, I sounded totally British there. I just like using the word "bloody" as an adjective sometimes. :p

if you follow my advice about cheating bloody is a good adjective

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Omg, someone was giving their baby beer at Oktoberfest :o

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

It's almost time to open my advent calendar. Maybe I'll eat them all at once. :P

 

[1964dodge]

Omg, someone was giving their baby beer at Oktoberfest :eek:

start em young, at least they didn't give him a cigar yet

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

So tempting to eat all the chocolates in one day. They are small anyway :confused:

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

The rest of the pumpkin pie turned green :o Give me $20 and I'll eat it...no I'm just kidding :P

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Smells like onions and brownies in here. Weird combination for sure

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I wish people would listen to my advice

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Ok that posted twice, but it still stands.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I found my doppelganger. Haha

 

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