Witty's funtime house

[JMG]

Love those pics you posted too
Kitty - Adorable 😍
Anime girl - Awesome, love her hair!
Ya I hate those annoying “spam” calls too, and omg that they actually texted you asking about blocking them, that is just taking it way too far. I’d maybe text back just being like “Yes. Please leave me alone. Thank you and have a nice day” or something like that lol :p

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Glad you washed the shirt the kitty peed on, and that it seems ok now, that is good to hear. The smell can sometimes be hard to get outta things. Aw ya your theory about why they go to the bathroom in random places might be right in terms of the litter boxes being changed around, it can be a hard thing to figure out with kitties sometimes. I’m so thankful that the few kitties we’ve had over the years have never done things like that lol.

Glad you told your mom you were gonna go tomorrow (today now I guess lol, and ya I saw your most recent post about it too so glad you went and I hope what the doc prescribed will help it be all better) no matter what, and hope it’s been cooler there too. Also I hope you won’t need surgery either of course.

That looks like a cool “massage dog” (lol love that nickname for it, I think it looks like a dog too) massager thing you got there too, thanks for sharing a pic of it And I’m glad you’ve been using it, hope it’s been helping a bit at least. Glad it doesn’t have specialty batteries and that they can be replaced easily, that’s always much better for sure. Cool that you have a pink one too, sounds awesome. Lol yup love the pink queen name and also your new avatar too, it’s so beautiful! 😍💖😊😉
I changed my “under” name again too, added “Sponge” in there lol, I know it’s random but I like that about it. Also changed my avatar to the pink smiley face sponge lol :p

I guess they don't do that too often at least, especially with the going on clothes and other things. Lol I was just using it actually, I feel a warming sensation in my arm so maybe that's just improved circulation or at least I hope so. One of the reviews said it's good to put on third degree burns, but no I don't think a massager would help that. I like the pink sponge name, it is cool for sure.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My nephew said someone sent him $420 and he doesn't know who or why. He asked if I have a cash app because he wanted to get rid of the money. It was confusing to me and it sounds like someone is scamming him. I don't want him to send me the money or else the FBI will be on my ass for embezzlement of illegal funds or something.

 

[JMG]

It's good that you have changed since you first got here, and hopefully things are better in your life than they were back then. I had never been in therapy or on meds before when I first joined, and now I am so that helps. I don't think you're presuming or pressuring at all, and it is hard for me to open up to people as well, but I feel like I can do that easily with you. There's not many people I can talk so much with, so that helps for sure.

Yeah it reminds me of other things I have seen about animals that were close friends, very cute for sure. I don't think they wanted us to leave the other day, they kept meowing and watching us when we went. But I'm sure we will see them again soon. My nephew can be funny but he can also be a pain sometimes, lol.

It would be nice to have pills that would cure all kinds of pain, that would make things easier for sure. Hopefully that will work when I take these new meds and that I won't need surgery or anything.

Aw thank you for saying you think it's good that I've changed since I first joined SF, I'm definitely glad I have changed too for sure. Yup I think overall that things are better in my life now compared to when I joined. Oh wow I didn't know you'd never been in therapy or on meds when you first joined, but I am glad you've since given both of those a chance and that they have been helpful for you Ok thank you for confirming that you didn't think I was presuming or pressuring either I am glad about that. Sorry to hear it's hard for you to open up to people too, but wow I'm so happy you feel like you can easily do that with me! I feel the same with you for sure. Ya there aren't many people I can talk with as much as we have either, and I feel the same that it helps a lot.

I agree it's so cute to see animals being close friends, and aw about thinking they didn't want you to leave the other day, I'm sure they didn't. Aw about watching you when you were leaving and meowing. I like to imagine kitties are saying something like "when will you be coming back to see me again?" or something like that when they do that when I'm leaving. My sis's kitties (she has 2, also both black, and brothers, same age as our sweet lil Bella baby lol) don't really "meow" when I'm leaving, but they do give me this sad kind of look like they wish I didn't have to leave, it's so sweet They are Leo's so it's probably just a pride thing that they don't want to be too "obvious" about being sad about me leaving lol. Anyway that's good you will see them again soon, and ya I understand about your nephew being funny but also a pain at times. He's really lucky to have you as his aunt though for sure Lol I'm glad you agree about the "cure all" pill idea I had and how great it would be. Yup exactly, it would just solve SO MANY problems. I'm sure the scientists or pharmacists are always trying to find such a thing though, so hopefully such a thing will be figured out soon :p Aw I definitely hope when you take those pills that were prescribed that they'll make the pain go away, for good, never to return. And ya I definitely hope you won't need surgery for it either.

I guess they don't do that too often at least, especially with the going on clothes and other things. Lol I was just using it actually, I feel a warming sensation in my arm so maybe that's just improved circulation or at least I hope so. One of the reviews said it's good to put on third degree burns, but no I don't think a massager would help that. I like the pink sponge name, it is cool for sure.

That's good they don't do that often. Aw cool that you were just using that massage dog thing too, that sounds good that it's made a warming sensation on you arm and yup it has most likely improved circulation which is always a good thing Omg about putting a massager on 3rd degree burns, ya I don't think a massager would help that either! :o I would most likely just be wanting to put an ice pack on such a thing lol. Trying to help it cool down and not feel so "burny" and all. Dunno if "burny" is a word or not but I guess if it isn't an official one then it's one I just came up with now then lol :p Anyway aw thank you for saying you like the pink sponge queen name I came up with and that you think it's cool

 

[JMG]

That's mysterious about your nephew getting that $420, is there a chance he was maybe playing some kind of twisted "joke" on you or something like that? I dunno if he does that kind of "mischievous" kinds of things or not, but if that really did happen then ya it sounds like a scam or something. Lol ya I would feel the same as how you said with not wanting to accept the $ in case the FBI or some other "official" type came looking for it.

Oh also I just wanted to quickly say - I finally got my butt on that imgflip site, and ended up making a bunch of memes lol :p Most were just with those "You did it!" star ones, but anyway I put a collage together of a few that I made that included you in some way One is from me to you, one is from me to both of us, and the "Pink sponge queen" one, oops realized after since it has "sponge" in it too that it's maybe technically more just "to me from me" lol, well hope you think that one is funny or something anyway lol, and hope ya like the other 2! :p

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Aw thank you for saying you think it's good that I've changed since I first joined SF, I'm definitely glad I have changed too for sure. Yup I think overall that things are better in my life now compared to when I joined. Oh wow I didn't know you'd never been in therapy or on meds when you first joined, but I am glad you've since given both of those a chance and that they have been helpful for you Ok thank you for confirming that you didn't think I was presuming or pressuring either I am glad about that. Sorry to hear it's hard for you to open up to people too, but wow I'm so happy you feel like you can easily do that with me! I feel the same with you for sure. Ya there aren't many people I can talk with as much as we have either, and I feel the same that it helps a lot.

I agree it's so cute to see animals being close friends, and aw about thinking they didn't want you to leave the other day, I'm sure they didn't. Aw about watching you when you were leaving and meowing. I like to imagine kitties are saying something like "when will you be coming back to see me again?" or something like that when they do that when I'm leaving. My sis's kitties (she has 2, also both black, and brothers, same age as our sweet lil Bella baby lol) don't really "meow" when I'm leaving, but they do give me this sad kind of look like they wish I didn't have to leave, it's so sweet They are Leo's so it's probably just a pride thing that they don't want to be too "obvious" about being sad about me leaving lol. Anyway that's good you will see them again soon, and ya I understand about your nephew being funny but also a pain at times. He's really lucky to have you as his aunt though for sure Lol I'm glad you agree about the "cure all" pill idea I had and how great it would be. Yup exactly, it would just solve SO MANY problems. I'm sure the scientists or pharmacists are always trying to find such a thing though, so hopefully such a thing will be figured out soon :p Aw I definitely hope when you take those pills that were prescribed that they'll make the pain go away, for good, never to return. And ya I definitely hope you won't need surgery for it either.


That's good they don't do that often. Aw cool that you were just using that massage dog thing too, that sounds good that it's made a warming sensation on you arm and yup it has most likely improved circulation which is always a good thing Omg about putting a massager on 3rd degree burns, ya I don't think a massager would help that either! :o I would most likely just be wanting to put an ice pack on such a thing lol. Trying to help it cool down and not feel so "burny" and all. Dunno if "burny" is a word or not but I guess if it isn't an official one then it's one I just came up with now then lol :p Anyway aw thank you for saying you like the pink sponge queen name I came up with and that you think it's cool

I knew I needed help for a long time, but I didn't really get any until I was around 30. That's when I started having more panic attacks and needed to start meds. It doesn't happen too much now, I mean I get anxious but not as bad as before so I am thankful for that. I think they are probably saying that too, and they do get sad when they are left alone or someone is gone for a while. I'm glad they weren't annoyed with me though and seemed happy to see me again after so long. Yeah, that might be the case, plus cats are independent and maybe act like they don't need people, but they love to be around them. I know because they always sit on my lap when I get there.

People can be weird sometimes, and I know I wouldn't want anything to even touch a third degree burn unless it was something that would help the pain. I do have some bruising from the massaging, but that's because I've been doing it so often lately and kind of firmly to help ease the pain. I'm not sure if he was joking or not, he tends to lie and tell jokes pretty often so I don't know for sure. I wouldn't accept money from him or anyone though unless I knew it was from a legitimate source.

Those are really cool, I saved the collage too because I like it. I have so many memes saved, both ones I have made as well as others, and some I find that are funny.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

It was my friend's birthday today, and he died 2 years ago, a few days before his birthday. It's just hard to think I'll never talk to him again and it's still hard to deal with.

 

[JMG]

I knew I needed help for a long time, but I didn't really get any until I was around 30. That's when I started having more panic attacks and needed to start meds. It doesn't happen too much now, I mean I get anxious but not as bad as before so I am thankful for that. I think they are probably saying that too, and they do get sad when they are left alone or someone is gone for a while. I'm glad they weren't annoyed with me though and seemed happy to see me again after so long. Yeah, that might be the case, plus cats are independent and maybe act like they don't need people, but they love to be around them. I know because they always sit on my lap when I get there.

People can be weird sometimes, and I know I wouldn't want anything to even touch a third degree burn unless it was something that would help the pain. I do have some bruising from the massaging, but that's because I've been doing it so often lately and kind of firmly to help ease the pain. I'm not sure if he was joking or not, he tends to lie and tell jokes pretty often so I don't know for sure. I wouldn't accept money from him or anyone though unless I knew it was from a legitimate source.

Those are really cool, I saved the collage too because I like it. I have so many memes saved, both ones I have made as well as others, and some I find that are funny.

I understand about knowing help is needed, and also with having more of the panic attacks that it caused you to realize it needed to be improved if possible. Well I’m glad you gave the meds a try and that they’ve helped, it was brave of you to do that though and I know it’s not an easy thing to do. Glad the meds helped you not have the PA’s much anymore though

Aw well I’m glad those cute n sweet kitties weren’t annoyed at you either. I think that for all the pride kitties often/usually have, they are also usually quite forgiving and prefer to be loving to people rather than be mad at them for things. I’m glad they seemed happy to see you again though and I’m sure they were happy. Yup you’re right that they like to be independent but also being around people. My sis’s 2 kitties sat with me a lot in the eves when I stayed there a couple weeks ago so that was really sweet of them. I love when kitties are cuddly like that. My kitty doesn’t do that much, but she does sometimes like being bundled up in a fleece blanket and held (yup, just like a newborn baby, it’s so sweet and adorable lol). I’m glad those kitties sit on your lap when you’re there

Yup you’re right that people can be weird sometimes, and ya same here with not wanting anything to touch a 3rd degree burn unless it was helping the pain. Sorry to hear that massage dog caused some bruises, but I understand it’s cos you were doing it firmly to help ease the pain. I hope it did help ease it at least, and also that the things you were prescribed are helping with it too

Ok about not knowing whether your nephew was joking about that money or not, and I didn’t know he lies and tells jokes pretty often but hopefully he didn’t get scammed or anything like that. I feel the same about not wanting to accept money unless you know it’s from a legitimate source.

Aw thanks for saying you liked the collage of those memes I posted there too! And that’s awesome that you saved it too, I’m so glad I saved those ones you made for me/us too, I love them a lot. Lol that’s cool you have lotsa memes saved, I have some saved as well and also just cool/funny/nice pics of various things from over the years too

 

[JMG]

Aw sorry to hear about your friend Witty, that really sucks. I’ve thankfully never lost a friend due to them passing away, but I can still definitely understand and empathize that it would be a hard thing to deal with. I hope it will get easier soon

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I understand about knowing help is needed, and also with having more of the panic attacks that it caused you to realize it needed to be improved if possible. Well I’m glad you gave the meds a try and that they’ve helped, it was brave of you to do that though and I know it’s not an easy thing to do. Glad the meds helped you not have the PA’s much anymore though

Aw well I’m glad those cute n sweet kitties weren’t annoyed at you either. I think that for all the pride kitties often/usually have, they are also usually quite forgiving and prefer to be loving to people rather than be mad at them for things. I’m glad they seemed happy to see you again though and I’m sure they were happy. Yup you’re right that they like to be independent but also being around people. My sis’s 2 kitties sat with me a lot in the eves when I stayed there a couple weeks ago so that was really sweet of them. I love when kitties are cuddly like that. My kitty doesn’t do that much, but she does sometimes like being bundled up in a fleece blanket and held (yup, just like a newborn baby, it’s so sweet and adorable lol). I’m glad those kitties sit on your lap when you’re there

Yup you’re right that people can be weird sometimes, and ya same here with not wanting anything to touch a 3rd degree burn unless it was helping the pain. Sorry to hear that massage dog caused some bruises, but I understand it’s cos you were doing it firmly to help ease the pain. I hope it did help ease it at least, and also that the things you were prescribed are helping with it too

Ok about not knowing whether your nephew was joking about that money or not, and I didn’t know he lies and tells jokes pretty often but hopefully he didn’t get scammed or anything like that. I feel the same about not wanting to accept money unless you know it’s from a legitimate source.

Aw thanks for saying you liked the collage of those memes I posted there too! And that’s awesome that you saved it too, I’m so glad I saved those ones you made for me/us too, I love them a lot. Lol that’s cool you have lotsa memes saved, I have some saved as well and also just cool/funny/nice pics of various things from over the years too

I'm not even exactly sure what he died of, he was only a few years older than me so very young yet for sure. He was a kind person too, and a good friend. I feel bad because I hadn't talked to him much in a while, and I was going to talk to him then found out he had passed away, and that was hard. I had written a series with my friend and based one of the characters on him and put a dedication to him when I put the stories on the app. So I feel like that's a good way to remember him.

Yeah, sometimes the cats even follow people into the bathroom, they don't want to be away from you even for a minute. Cats get a bad rap but I think they are very caring towards the people that they are close to. Ok that is really cute, not sure how they would feel about it if I did that to them, but they do like sitting on blankets and kneading on them, as well as peoples' clothes or anything that reminds them of people.

I do tend to save things like that, especially if they are made for me, because that makes them more special. I'm sure that I will make tons more memes when I can think of more ideas.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

This is one of the stories, I'll put the first chapter on first and then go from there.


(side note: there will be derisive and playful commentary here, so play along)

Chapter 1: Fourth Grade (which I was in when I wrote this, I'm writing it as is too, so this should be fun)

It was September 1. The first day of school. Susie Bridgeport woke up. She got up, got her clothes off and put some new ones on. Then she got her shoes on and tied them. She was wearing her light blue shorts and her bright yellow shirt with green and pink polka dots on. (Sounds bloody awful, but my sis and I used to dress like this before we realized how bad off we were) And she had a pony tail in her hair. It was a white bow that was holding her light brown hair back. She looked in the mirror and thought she looked very pretty. And she did. Anybody could see that. (in case they can't, a drawing tells them. A big dresser with huge mirror, bed with purple blanket and red frame that looks like it's floating, funky throw rug with purple and yellow stripes, door that says...something I can't read, other door, and aforementioned girl. She looks completely psychotic btw) A new school was being built over the summer. Susie saw it in the newspaper. She wondered where it was, though. She was very, very curious about it. She could not stop wondering about it. That's all she thought about. (obsessive much?) Then her mother called, "Susie! Come down and eat!" (thank god for that. btw I need to split this into paragraphs, as original writing is not, and it's assaulting my eyes)

"I'm coming!" she replied. Then she ran down the stairs. She ran as fast as she could. Then she sat down and ate. She had scrambled eggs, a piece of toast with grape jam on and a glass of milk. "You're looking pretty fancy today, aren't you?" said Susie's mom. "Yes, I know," replied Susie. "I wanted to dress up on the first day of school," said Susie again. Then Susie ate all her breakfast. Then she brushed her hair, 'til it looked all nice and shiny. Then she grabbed her coat and said, "Good-bye" to her mom.(The drawing on this page is of Susie's mom, looking somewhat normal, while Susie still appears dazed and confused. That ponytail just sticks out like the dickens, and they have an aqua blue kitchen table. There was a circle drawn to the side but it was scribbled out...who knows, maybe it was gonna be a pool or something.)

She walked up to the bus stop. Then soon the bus came. Susie got inside it. She sat in the fifth seat on the right side. Jennifer Etvanston was sitting right across from her. Jennifer was Susie's best friend. She said to Jennifer, "Who's class are you in, Jen?" "Ms. Mulen," she replied. "So am I," said Susie. "I hope I sit by you, Susie," said Jennifer. "I do, too," muttered Susie. "I got a new jacket," said Jennifer. "Did you notice?" "No," replied Susie. "I got a new pet, Susie," said Jennifer. "Oh," sighed Susie. "What is it?" "A dog," replied Jennifer. "I named him Sparky," (The drawing is..well..laughable. The interior of the bus is way off, including the row of seats. The driver appears to be an infant with a completely bald and blank head, except he had something that resembles a bowl on top of his head. I think that's supposed to be hair or something. Susie is perched on the edge of her seat, and Jennifer is standing up. That doesn't seem safe for some reason. At least Jen looks cute in her fuchsia sweater, skirt, and shoes, with her bracelet and long blonde hair and blue eyes.)

"That's a cute name for a dog," replied Susie. "It is, isn't it?" said Jennifer. "Yes," muttered Susie under her breath. She sighed. She just couldn't wait to get to school. She sighed again. She really, really wanted to find out where the school was. But she would very, very soon. (Susie seems really unstable for some reason) Then Michelle Samoa got on the bus. Then Michael Trendy. Then Shelley Thompson. Then Ann Plllomentoson. (Good god, none of these names seem contrived at all. I still give characters weird names, but maybe not quite this weird.) Then they kept riding for a very, very, very long time. Then they rode down Blade Road and picked up Pamela Milkton. She lived on a farm. (no way! never would have guessed that one.) "I'm bringing my chicken to school," she said. "His name's Clucky." "Because he clucks a lot?" said Susie. "No," said Pamela. "I just named him that." "Oh," sighed Susie. "My mom's bringing him," Pamela finished. "Who's class are you in, Pamela?" asked Susie, her eyes glowing with wonder. (Guess she's an alien after all) "Ms. Mulen." "You too?" asked Jennifer. "Yeah," said Pamela. Then they must've went up something very, very steep because they could feel it. (Pamela seems to have neon blonde hair and black eyes. She has a pretty purple dress and purple shoes, but seems overly cheerful. Jennifer and Susie have scary looks on their faces.)

Then they all got off. (I refuse to make cheap jokes on some of the obvious ones :P) Susie lugged (first I said carried, then crossed that off for some reason. Just wanted to give people the illusion that it was heavy) her backpack like it was very heavy, but it wasn't. Susie couldn't wait to see the new school. But she didn't know what she was going to see.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I think the commentary just makes it funnier, because it reminds me of those shows where they watch bad movies and make funny jokes

Chapter Two - The Unusual School

What Susie saw nobody would believe. The new school was on top of a mountain! (spoiler alert--re: title) "Oh my gosh!" cried Susie. "The school might fall down!" (Guess the architects never thought of that possibility) "That is a very unusual place to build a school," murmured Pamela. "It sure is," said Jennifer. "Unbelievable," said Michael Trendy, aweing. (The school on top of the mountain is shown, from far away. The kids look like stick people, and the school bus resembles a VW Bug.) "Sure is unbelievable," replied Ann Pillomentoson. "I'm with you, Ann," exclaimed Shelley Thompson. "Can you believe that we're on top of a mountain?" shrieked Sara Gurgel. She was a very snobby, very rich kid. (Bet she's a stripper now) Then Sara said, "Susie, do you like live in a trash can or something? You're wearing dull clothes." (I would describe them as quite flamboyant, but whatever) Then Susie said, "Well, look at yourself before you say something like that." Sara was really offended after she said that. "Smarty Pants," said Sara. "Dimple face," said Susie. "Trash can girl," snapped Sara. "Pinky," said Susie. "No neck," said Sara. "Sun hair," croaked Susie. "Bright..." Sara paused. She had to stop and think for a minute. (It took them that much brainpower to come up with these lame ass insults?) "Let's have a showdown," said Sara. "When?" asked Susie. "1:00 p.m.," said Sara. "Where?" asked Susie. "Right here, on this very spot," said Sara. "Okay," said Susie. Then the bell rang. (Oh, it's already been broughten! The pic shows a small girl with dark braids and green dress, another small boy with dark hair. Susie and Sara look giant compared to them.) ((Did I tell you that there school was named the Pickton School? That's the name of the down.)) (Tell me what's wrong with that whole sentence and I'll give you a cookie.) Then they saw all the teachers (there's a long extensive list, and some of the names are pretty darn stupid, so I'll spare you that much. It indicates that Sara's mom teaches sixth grade. The funniest names are: Mr. Kool, Mrs. Gnome, and Mrs. Wails who teaches kindergarten. Mr. Muray teaches preschool. I had a teacher in middle school named Mr. Murray, and he acted like he was in preschool.)

Susie was in Ms. Mulen's class. Jennifer was too. And Pamela. And Sara. And still more. She liked most of the kids in her class. But not all of them. Actually, she liked all of them except Sara. She'd never be friends with Sara. Never. Not in her whole entire lifetime. Even if somebody forced her to be friends with Sara, she wouldn't. (Normal people would have gotten the hint by now, but as we've already established, dear Susie is a bit obsessive.) She was sitting by Jennifer in class. Then they went to art. Susie sat with Jennifer, of course. They painted a farm in art. Pamela could draw one very good. She remembered what hers looked like. Susie drew a farm even better than Pamela's. It looked like this: (A picture of an emaciated cow, with pink spots, eating some hay. A blue bird is flying across the sky, a sun is obscured by clouds, a small black silo in the distance. You can see a red barn with hay in it.) Pamela's looked like this: (A gray sky, sun and one solitary cloud. V birds flying all over, the face of a red barn with a black roof, and bales of hay that look too square. Come on, Pammy, you're a farm girl...you should know how to draw a farm better than the bitch who doesn't live on one.) "I like yours more than mine, Susie," said Pamela. "Thank you," Susie replied politely. "I like yours too, Jennifer," said Pamela again. "Thanks," crooned Jennifer. (I guess that's where all those descriptive words started to come in when I describe dialogue) Then they left art. They went back to their classroom. Ms. Mulen said, "We're going to have a math test tomorrow. Study for it in your math books." And they did. (Pic shows Jen leading the line, trailed by Susie, girl with dark braids and green dress, bitchy Sara all in pink dress and pink bows, a kid with an unfortunate haircut, a kid with the same unfortunate haircut of a yellowish color, and a girl that appears to be Pam. But why is she now wearing a blue dress instead of purple? Did she change at school for some reason?) And then they studied and studied and studied. It seemed that for hours they were studying for the test. Then they all put their math books away.

Pamela's mom came with the chicken. (Not gonna touch that one either) "His name's Clucky," Pamela said. They all stared in awe at the chicken. (Because they are such a rare commodity in this world) "He's cute," said Sara. "He has a cute name, too," she said again. "I like his brown and black feathers," said Shelley. "Can I touch him?" asked Jennifer. "Sure," said Pamela. And everybody touched him. He was very, very soft. Then Pamela's mom went home with the chicken. "These are my fish," said Mary Anderson. "One's named Fishy and the other's named Finny." "Can I feed them?" asked Michael. "Yes," replied Mary. "Everybody can." (Wouldn't the fish die then from being overstuffed?) And they did. And they had fun doing it. (fish killers!) Then they went out to recess. Susie sat down and thought: "This is beginning to be a good day."

 

[JMG]

I'm not even exactly sure what he died of, he was only a few years older than me so very young yet for sure. He was a kind person too, and a good friend. I feel bad because I hadn't talked to him much in a while, and I was going to talk to him then found out he had passed away, and that was hard. I had written a series with my friend and based one of the characters on him and put a dedication to him when I put the stories on the app. So I feel like that's a good way to remember him.

Yeah, sometimes the cats even follow people into the bathroom, they don't want to be away from you even for a minute. Cats get a bad rap but I think they are very caring towards the people that they are close to. Ok that is really cute, not sure how they would feel about it if I did that to them, but they do like sitting on blankets and kneading on them, as well as peoples' clothes or anything that reminds them of people.

I do tend to save things like that, especially if they are made for me, because that makes them more special. I'm sure that I will make tons more memes when I can think of more ideas.

Aw wow well I am sorry to hear about it nonetheless. Ya wow that is definitely quite a young age to die for sure. That’s really sweet that you put a dedication to him in the story you wrote, and I agree it’s a great way to remember him

Lol about the cats even following people into the bathroom, that’s way too cute, sweet and funny 😍🥰❤️ Omg, just adorable. Our sweet lil kitty sometimes tries to follow us into the bathroom, but there’s a couple reasons why we don’t let her in.
1 - It’s quite a small bathroom.
2 - She often will try to scratch or bite us, no idea why so I guess she just thinks it’s fun or funny to make us feel pain lol, no idea why she does it though but she’s quite an energetic and intense lil kitty so maybe that’s something to do with it lol :p

Anyway that’s so sweet that they don’t want to be away from you for even a minute Our sweet kitty usually will follow us and then just wait right outside the door for us, usually have to step over her when we come out lol. She does that more with my mom than me a lot of the time :p

I agree that kitties are very caring and loving to the people they are close to/their servants lol :p Lol ya she is the only kitty out of the 4 we’ve ever had that liked to be bundled up in a blanket like that, but ya she really loves it a lot. I think she is still a kitten at heart or something lol :p I’m sure there’s other kitties who’d love to be “babied” like that too though

That’s so cute that they do kneading like that, Bella sometimes does that too. Seems to usually do it more in the colder months than she does in summer. Makes sense though I guess cos of summer being so warm. Aw I feel the same about always saving things like that cos of them being special. Sounds good about making more memes when you think of more ideas, I get that and it’s the same for me. I made about 20+ in total on there, and some weren’t really “memes” so much as like bday kinds of ones (made some for me, my mom and sis that said “I was born on (Month/day)” kind of thing. Found a really pretty pic of a colorful bouquet of flowers, and had way too much fun picking the font and colors too lol) :p I’ll maybe post my bday one in my diary sometime soon. Also made a bunch that just said “Have a nice day!” on them in diff colors and with a really nice font Ya I had way too much fun on there for sure lol :p

Ok omg just realized this reply is already like 5 paragraphs long, but also really wanted to say - I LOVE those chapters of that adorable and awesome story you wrote, omg! Way too adorable, cute and funny, and also wow did you really write it when you were only 9 years old?! If so, then damn! You definitely have a talent that I could only ever dream of! 😮 Really well done, I dunno if I could even do something half as good NOW, let alone when I was 9 years old lol. You thought of so many interesting, fun and creative details with describing all the colors of things, different characters names (I always had such a hard time thinking of good names, they always ended up being kinda lame lol but yours are really great and fun!) and all the other things you wrote and described. How many chapters was that story in total? And also what was it called? Curious to know those things about it if you’d be ok with sharing them, and also thanks so much for sharing those 2 chapters, it’s completely adorable and I love it! 🥰❤️

 

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Aw wow well I am sorry to hear about it nonetheless. Ya wow that is definitely quite a young age to die for sure. That’s really sweet that you put a dedication to him in the story you wrote, and I agree it’s a great way to remember him

Lol about the cats even following people into the bathroom, that’s way too cute, sweet and funny 😍🥰❤️ Omg, just adorable. Our sweet lil kitty sometimes tries to follow us into the bathroom, but there’s a couple reasons why we don’t let her in.
1 - It’s quite a small bathroom.
2 - She often will try to scratch or bite us, no idea why so I guess she just thinks it’s fun or funny to make us feel pain lol, no idea why she does it though but she’s quite an energetic and intense lil kitty so maybe that’s something to do with it lol :p

Anyway that’s so sweet that they don’t want to be away from you for even a minute Our sweet kitty usually will follow us and then just wait right outside the door for us, usually have to step over her when we come out lol. She does that more with my mom than me a lot of the time :p

I agree that kitties are very caring and loving to the people they are close to/their servants lol :p Lol ya she is the only kitty out of the 4 we’ve ever had that liked to be bundled up in a blanket like that, but ya she really loves it a lot. I think she is still a kitten at heart or something lol :p I’m sure there’s other kitties who’d love to be “babied” like that too though

That’s so cute that they do kneading like that, Bella sometimes does that too. Seems to usually do it more in the colder months than she does in summer. Makes sense though I guess cos of summer being so warm. Aw I feel the same about always saving things like that cos of them being special. Sounds good about making more memes when you think of more ideas, I get that and it’s the same for me. I made about 20+ in total on there, and some weren’t really “memes” so much as like bday kinds of ones (made some for me, my mom and sis that said “I was born on (Month/day)” kind of thing. Found a really pretty pic of a colorful bouquet of flowers, and had way too much fun picking the font and colors too lol) :p I’ll maybe post my bday one in my diary sometime soon. Also made a bunch that just said “Have a nice day!” on them in diff colors and with a really nice font Ya I had way too much fun on there for sure lol :p

Ok omg just realized this reply is already like 5 paragraphs long, but also really wanted to say - I LOVE those chapters of that adorable and awesome story you wrote, omg! Way too adorable, cute and funny, and also wow did you really write it when you were only 9 years old?! If so, then damn! You definitely have a talent that I could only ever dream of! 😮 Really well done, I dunno if I could even do something half as good NOW, let alone when I was 9 years old lol. You thought of so many interesting, fun and creative details with describing all the colors of things, different characters names (I always had such a hard time thinking of good names, they always ended up being kinda lame lol but yours are really great and fun!) and all the other things you wrote and described. How many chapters was that story in total? And also what was it called? Curious to know those things about it if you’d be ok with sharing them, and also thanks so much for sharing those 2 chapters, it’s completely adorable and I love it! 🥰❤️

He was honored that we had created a character after him, and I think the story shows how kind and fun of a person he was. Lol well that's good that you don't let her in then, bites and scratches aren't great, especially in the bathroom. It's funny because these cats like to sit in the shower or sink, and sometimes they will sit on the toilet too. If the door is closed then sometimes they will stick their paws under it or try to push the door open haha.

I think they do it to show affection sometimes or just to get comfortable. There's one that does it a lot at night because she will sleep on your back or front or whatever way you are sleeping. If you tend to move a lot in your sleep, then she will be next to you or somewhere else on the bed. I do like to keep lots of things, probably the reason I have so many letters and things over the years that I can't part with. I'm sure that whatever memes you made are great.

I started writing when I was about 6, but I think I've improved a lot as far as spelling, grammar, and plot since then, at least I hope I have. I used to do drawings when I wrote books by hand, but now it's mostly on the app and I can choose characters on there so that helps bring the ideas to life. Oh I think there were like 6 chapters at least, it was called "The School on Top of a Mountain" but I can post the rest for sure.

 

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Chapter Three - Magic

Then Susie finally got out of school. While she was on her way down the mountain, the met a very mysterious lady. (sic, and yes I know the spelling error, or rather, word error) She was around fifteen or sixteen, it looked like. "Who are you?" asked Susie curiously. "I am Nettela, the princess of Jarana," she replied. "Where is Jarana?" Susie asked. "It is on the planet Caspian," she replied. (Seems legit. No connection to Narnia at all, right? Oh duh, Prince Caspian. Oh well...btw, I came up with this name before I even heard of the wonderful delights of Nutella, so don't go there. Nettela is wearing a big gold crown, she has blue fairy wings, holding a star wand, wearing a black dress with fringe and beads and black flats, and Susie seems in awe of her.) Then Susie walked for a little bit. Then she saw Sara Gurgel. Then she said, "What about the showdown, Susie?" "Oh, I forgot all about that," said Susie. "Let's have it, Dimple Face." Then they did. They called each other names. They kicked and bit each other. But they didn't hurt each other. (Wtf? Sure as hell sounds like they did.) "I hate you," said Sara. "You're a jerk. No, a moron." "So are you," said Susie. (They look like they're just talking, and certainly not as pissed off as the text would indicate.) Then the bus came. Then Susie remembered about Nettela. She knew who she met. She had met somebody with magic.

Chapter Four - Pins and Needles!

Then Susie got home. She told her mother, "My school was built on the very tippy-top of a mountain!" "I know," said her mother. "It's in the newspaper." And it sure was. This is what it said in the paper: (School built on top of a mountain! with picture of school. Apparently the rest of the newspaper is all just a bunch of scribbly lines.) Then everybody would hear about it. Then Jennifer called. She wanted to know if Susie could come to her birthday party. "It's in a couple of months, but I wanted to call you early." So Susie said yes. And Jennifer was happy. (A pic of Susie with her mom. Susie's mom is a milf and seems to have some nice boob cleavage.) Then Susie had dinner. Then, three hours later, Susie went to bed. Then, soon, it was the next morning. Then Susie ate breakfast, got her clothes on, brushed her teeth, brushed her hair, grabbed her jacket and ran out the door. Then the bus came. Susie hopped on it. Then, the bus finally got to school. Susie got out of it and saw the fairy again. Then the fairy asked, "Do you want to come to Jarana?" "Yes," replied Susie. "You can come today if you want," said the fairy. "No, not today," said Susie. "I can't. I've got school today." "Oh," said the fairy. "But I'll come some other time," said Susie. "Okay," said the fairy. And she flew away. And disappeared in a cloud. (Susie is a major idiot. Hasn't she ever heard of 'stranger danger'?) Then the bell rang. Then everybody went inside the school. Then they went in the classroom, and sat in their seats. And they had to take out their spelling books. (Got the right word this time!) And Susie kept thinking about Jennifer's birthday party and the trip to Jarana. "Pay attention, Susie!" yelled Ms. Mulen. (She looks seriously pissed. I would too if I had a dolt like Susie in my classroom.) "Okay, Ms. Mulen," replied Susie. She was always thinking about these two things. She couldn't get them off her mind. (OCD meds might help.) Finally, it was recess time. She went outside. Then she saw Jennifer. "When is your birthday, Jen?" "June," she replied. "June!" squealed Susie. "June! I don't think I can wait that long!" (Well, you're gonna have to. Bitch, it isn't even your birthday!) "Yes, you can," said Jennifer. Then Jennifer walked away. Then she said to herself, "I'll go to Jarana in June, too!" And then she knew her schedule. (Pic of Susie and Jen talking, before Jen gets fed up with Susie's antics. Susie is wearing a fuchsia sweater, and blue pants, and has her hair down. Jen is wearing a blue long sleeve shirt and blue shorts with blue socks.) Then they all went in because the bell had rang. And Susie and Jennifer got inside first. (Susie and Jen walking backwards, in front of three girls who seem to be connected at the head. Or maybe I was just too lazy to draw hair for all of them.) They had a english lesson. (Apparently, Christy did not.) And Susie payed attention this time. (Once again, how the hell did I ever become a spelling bee champ? Susie seems to have an extremely long and skinny arm that she's raising.) And Susie was happy because she wasn't on pins and needles anymore.

 

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Chapter Five - The Almost Fated Death

Soon weeks passed. Then months. And soon it was June, the month of Jennifer's birthday. Susie was very excited. And she was very excited because she was going to go to Jarana, for the very first time. And, too, she was very excited because school ended today. Then, Susie was at recess, so the bell would ring any second now. And it did. (Pics of the mountain, school, and classroom doors.) And then they all went in. And they had another spelling lesson. Susie just couldn't wait to go to Jennifer's party. She thought about it most of the time. But she payed attention to all the lessons. (And still, I did not.) (Susie is sitting at her desk, wearing a green shirt and green bow. Now Susie and Jen are walking down the mountain together and talking.) And then they all went out for recess. And they all played and had fun. And then they went in. And they had a math test. (Susie at desk again, eager to learn) And while they were having their math test, the school started moving. "What's happening?" asked Sara. "I don't know," said Ms. Mulen. "But just stay still." "The school's rocking back and forth!" yelled Shelley. "Oh no!" cried everybody. "I don't want to die!" "I knew this school wouldn't last a year," said Mitch Smith. "Because it's built on the top of a mountain." (Fuckin A right, little dude! Mitch seems outraged as he stands next to a brown stool in his fuchsia sweater and turquoise pants. He has something on his head resembling hair, but I really think it's a yellow turd.) Then, just as the school was going to fall over, Really Really Strong Guy (so not cliche) came. He was a superhero in real life. He put the school back in place. (He looks awfully like Superman)

Chapter Six - The Hero of the Day

Then, because Really Really Strong Guy saved the school, he got a gold medal. "Thanks for saving our school, Really Really Strong Guy," everybody said. Even Ms. Mulen. And then he flew away, up into the sky. (Goodbye, really strange guy in tights!) And then they all went in. Then they went home. And Susie went to Jennifer's party. (more views of school) And then she went to Jarana. And everybody lived happily ever after.

The End (Thank God for that one! Much more torture to come soon. )

That's the whole first story at least, haha. I need to take pics of the physical copy of the story sometime because the descriptions just don't do them justice.

 

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I was reading through old entries, and this one was funny:

I told my friend that I need to start my career at McDonald's where I'll work all my life, because I need to bring Chicken McNuggets back to my 40 cats. I'm sure it will be a fulfilling life.

That should be my current plans

 

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Guy on Olympics: The song "Imagine" by John Lennon and Yoko Ono is the perfect song for the opening ceremony.

Me: As long as she doesn't sing it, that's all good.

 

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I can hear music because the annual festival is in town now. I was there once, and that's where I got the raw burger. But I do have a cool shirt as a reminder and the rest was fun, so that's nice anyway.

 

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Thanks for sharing the rest of the chapters of it and the name of it too, it’s great Will reply to your other post (#2034) soon/later. (Don’t have much time right now sorry, friend will be here any minute and I really need to eat something lol).