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Aurelia

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I don't get it when people put vomit emojis about gay weddings or relationships. Should we throw up over straight weddings, too? lol
I say definitely yes on that one. People in general make me want to vomit, so does marriage in general at this point, and so does the fact that people find a piece of paper so damn important...more so than the things that truly matter in a relationship.
 

Witty_Sarcasm

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I say definitely yes on that one. People in general make me want to vomit, so does marriage in general at this point, and so does the fact that people find a piece of paper so damn important...more so than the things that truly matter in a relationship.
People do suck, except I like you...and a few other people. You're pretty cool. ;)
 

Ash600

Of dust and shadows
SF Creative
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I don't get it when people put vomit emojis about gay weddings or relationships. Should we throw up over straight weddings, too? lol
Rest assured, throwing up at straight weddings is something which I can do pretty well. In fact, the thought of any type of fucking is likely to get me all chunderous. Waste of time and waste of fucking cake, especially with all that manky icing splattered all over the wanky thing.
 

Witty_Sarcasm

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Rest assured, throwing up at straight weddings is something which I can do pretty well. In fact, the thought of any type of fucking is likely to get me all chunderous. Waste of time and waste of fucking cake, especially with all that manky icing splattered all over the wanky thing.
That's a good point. As long as there's drinks though, it might not be too bad. haha
 

Witty_Sarcasm

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I've actually been to weddings where the groom's father has threatened to cancel the whole show if there wasn't a bar. Fucking outrageous them even contemplating inviting me to such a thing without any liquid entertainment to lessen the blow.
I know, right? You basically have to get drunk to get through one of those things.
 

Ash600

Of dust and shadows
SF Creative
SF Supporter
I know, right? You basically have to get drunk to get through one of those things.
Some of the weddings I've been to, it's best to have a few snifters before actually turning up. There was one I had to attend years ago, the priest was about to start his gig and that was when me a few others slipped out to a nearby pub for a few beers whilst keeping an eye on the time so that we wouldn't miss the food being served.

One thing though, weddings birthday parties anniversaries etc, they can be quite easy to gatecrash especially with my well honed technique ;)
 

Witty_Sarcasm

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Some of the weddings I've been to, it's best to have a few snifters before actually turning up. There was one I had to attend years ago, the priest was about to start his gig and that was when me a few others slipped out to a nearby pub for a few beers whilst keeping an eye on the time so that we wouldn't miss the food being served.

One thing though, weddings birthday parties anniversaries etc, they can be quite easy to gatecrash especially with my well honed technique ;)
Hmm I'd probably be bad at gatecrashing, but I should take some tips from you so I can do it well.
 

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