Have you ever?

[Androgyny]

Yes. I can't do it atm because I have to work all fucking night!

Have you ever considered running away from yr whole life and starting again far, far away?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah, most of the time.

Have you ever found it easier to make friends online than in person?

 

[Androgyny]

No, I'm actually incredibly charming and make friends easily. I'm not even being an egotistical twat either. :lol: I need to put work into keeping people AWAY from me because I find they drain at my life energy like little leechy things if I don't limit their access... :lol:

Have you ever felt like an egomanic because you've just said something positive about yrself?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yes, because that's so foreign to me.

Have you ever been to jail?

 

[ryan.]

not like sentenced or anything no. i've had a couple trips to the station cuffed up and in the back of paddy wagons though

have you ever done any time?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No, not yet

Have you ever texted while driving?

 

[Androgyny]

No. But I got locked up for breaking a police window once and was thrown in the drunk tank for the rest of the night... :lol:

*I've never driven, so definitely not!

Have you ever taken the MBTI? If so what was yr result?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Wha?????/// lol Is that a personality test or something else

Have you ever mistyped things repeatedly?

 

[ryan.]

im going to right now

have you ever had swiss cheese?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Well yeah and I quite like it.

Have you ever had the finest wine?

 

[Androgyny]

Yes, I have mistyped things repeatedly. I do it all the time. Imagine how fast I could type if I didn't? :lol:

*I ADORE swiss cheese.

**No, I prefer to drink swill... In all seriousness, no, when I pay out more for liquor I tend to go for Scotch.

Have you ever been chased by an animal?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah, a duck who wanted more bread :lol:

Have you ever been shit on by a bird overhead?

 

[ryan.]

no i can't afford that!

my type was INTP (whatever that means)

introversion over extraversion (100%)
intuition over sensing (88%)
thinking over feeling (25%) [thought that would be higher to be honest]
percieving over judging (78%)

Edit: (this is kinda cool) Keirsey referred to INTPs as Architects, one of the four types belonging to the temperament he called the Rationals. INTPs are one of the rarest personality types, accounting for 1–5% of the U.S. population.

That being said Carl Jung was a quack.

have you ever thought you were insane?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Think?? I'm well aware!

Have you ever nearly drowned?

 

[Androgyny]

No, but I have saved others.

*Btw, My result is ENFP

Extroverted (E) 52.78% Introverted (I) 47.22%
Intuitive (N) 62.5% Sensing (S) 37.5%
Feeling (F) 64.71% Thinking (T) 35.29%
Perceiving (P) 64.71% Judging (J) 35.29%

Have you ever told off an authority figure in front of others?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

That sounds like something I would do

Have you ever been shat on by a bird while having a picnic?

 

[Androgyny]

No, but a bird shat on a picture I was sketching when I was a kid. Landed right in the corner like a signature... :lol:

Have you ever chewed yr fingernails til you bled?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Not that I can recall.

Have you ever teased someone too much?

 

[Androgyny]

Probably when I was younger, but I tend to be really cautious with that...

Have you ever sung karaoke?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No, but I want to.

Have you ever blacked out?