THanks for opening the cafe
@Dante
Mothers Day Table
It is Mothers Day in the UK, so sorry to everyone else, but here is a mothers table

1) Do you like your mother?
I loved my mother. She passed away about 3 years and I miss her.
2) Tell us about your mother.
My mother accepted everything that came her way with a smile.
3) What is one really good thing you can say about your mother?
We never had physical touch in our household, never had a hug, and yet I still knew my mother loved me. She loved me regardless of what I did.
4) Did you wish her mothers day, or do you usually when it comes around?
I always talked to her on Mother's day, either in person or on the phone.
Alcohol Table
Because I'm drunk. What? I think its impressive enough that I managed to post a cafe like this, even with spell check.
1) What is your best alcohol-related story?
I do my hard drinking alone, in my room. I don't go out to bars. In a bar the music is so loud you can't talk, makes no sense to me. I don't like being drunk, losing control of my faculties, I don't like that, I hate it. I have a huge tolerance for alcohol, I can drink 4 or 5 doubles and still have control of my faculties. I normally spend the evening with a tumbler of whisky in my hand and a couple beers and then go to bed, so boring.
2) What is your favourite drink?
My favorite drink is whisky. Bourbon and Scotch are types of whisky. I love to try things I have never had before.
3) What is the most expensive/rarest drink you have ever tasted, was it any good?
Glenlivet 12 is probably the finest drink I have ever had, it is not the most expensive, around $45 for a fifth. It is a Scotch. I have bought 5ths for $65 but they are not worth it, about the most I spend now on a fifth of whiskey is $40-$45 when I try something new. Jesse James bourbon is some of the best I have ever had and it is less than $20 for a fifth.
4) Have you been to an alcohol related event? Tell us about it.
5) Name one mistake you made whilst drunk.
Being bipolar and occasionally going into mania with alcohol is not a good combo. I have overdrafted my bank account by $800.
Maths Table
Yes, it is Pi Day, when the date is 3/14 like Pi ^^ So we need a maths table.
1) Do you have any maths jokes? Lets hear them.
I googled "math jokes" and they are all so lame I am not going to post any of them.
2) How do you fare about maths, are you a mathematician or does it fill you with dread?
I love math, especially geometry, and specifically trigonometry. I am very good at addition, subtraction, and multiplication in my head. Being a cabinetmaker I use so much math every day. I love the golden rectangle and use it a lot in my designs.
3) What is your favourite thing about maths (theory, strange quirk, the logic driven nature of it, anything).
I love the precision of math. 1 + 3 only has one correct answer, that is it. There are no hypothetical questions or answers for that equation.
4) Have any maths related pictures? Post away.
Nope.
5) Teaching time. Teach us any maths tricks you learned that makes it easier
I don't have any math tricks. I think it is funny that our teachers told us we had to memorize the multiplication table, "you are not always going to have a calculator with you". Now we carry smart phones and with the help of the internet we can solve math problems way beyond what our teachers ever comprehended.