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KM76710

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#21
1) How long have you been on the forum?

Almost 2 years.

2) If you wrote a Autobiography, what would you call it?

Send me money, that or nothing of interest with me to see but still send money.

3) What pet peeve would you make illegal if you could?

Idiots, but then I would also be affected. :)

4) Has anyone here ever successfully licked their elbow?

Not me but I can still bite my toenails. LOL I know. TMI.

5) If you could paint the moon a different colour, which would it be? (patterns like tartan and burberry are also acceptable answers)

Tie dyed to trip folks out.

1) What petty irritant ALWAYS sets you off down the path to having a bad day?

Waking up too early. Mostly my fault since I normally can fall asleep but once up I am in the mood to start the day.

2) Whats the worst date you have ever been on?

What is a date?

3) How far into lockdown did you get before reaching "Fuck this shit"?

Not yet but I can stay in my drawers and sip hooch without my boss knowing.

4) What is your least favourite day of the week?

Less the day than the time of the day would be Sunday about 6:00 PM because I know that in 12 hours it will be time to wake up and start the new day of work. Past that it would have to be Monday.

5) What day started bad and then was saved?

You mean the days get better after starting out bad?

1) When did you see the first signs of Christmas and was it WAY too early?

I haven't seen them so far, but I rarely go out.

2) When SHOULD the christmas hype begin?

Not until December.

3) When did you (or will you) begin christmas shopping?

Not yet but I am not much of a shopper and with the only two little kids in the family I do carpentry and make them presents.

4) Have you heard of Whamageddon and if so, do you play?

Never heard of it or played.

5) What is the best christmas present you ever received? (Or worst if it is funny)

The deer rifle my grandfather got me when I was 10 in 1973. I have used it for whitetail, mule deer, elk and hog hunting. Meat in the freezer to satisfy my carnivore self.

1) What is your 1 wish?

For the ones I care about to stay safe as can be.

2) What do you offer as sacrifice?

Myself.

3) Do you think the Pomranian will accept?

I would hope so.
 

Kira

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#22
Thanks for opening the Café, Dante and for the tags @Innocent Forever and @Kiwi2016

• How long have you been on the forum?
5 years - I just got my "Old Fart Trophy"

• If you wrote an Autobiography, what would you call it?
"How my kitten sabotaged my childhood dream of becoming an international hand model"

• Has anyone here ever successfully licked their elbow?
Yes, the elbow on my leg

• What is your least favourite day of the week?
The one's that end in "day"

• When SHOULD the christmas hype begin
Never!

• Have you heard of Whamageddon and if so, do you play?
Yes, I play it on the first Saturday night of each month whilst blasting Wham's greatest hits so loud that the windows shake. *thumbsup
 

Livelife

SF Supporter
#23
Thanks for opening the Café, Dante and for the tags @Innocent Forever and @Kiwi2016

• How long have you been on the forum?
5 years - I just got my "Old Fart Trophy"

• If you wrote an Autobiography, what would you call it?
"How my kitten sabotaged my childhood dream of becoming an international hand model"

• Has anyone here ever successfully licked their elbow?
Yes, the elbow on my leg

• What is your least favourite day of the week?
The one's that end in "day"

• When SHOULD the christmas hype begin
Never!

• Have you heard of Whamageddon and if so, do you play?
Yes, I play it on the first Saturday night of each month whilst blasting Wham's greatest hits so loud that the windows shake. *thumbsup
Funny Kira, thank you for the smile:D
 

Auri

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#25
Hiya :) I just came back from holiday and thought replying to a Café didn't require too many brain cells? :P Thanks for opening!

The Welcome Table
1) How long have you been on the forum?
3 years and 4 months.

2) If you wrote an Autobiography, what would you call it?
"Still trying to find the perfect title for my autobiography, or basically Auri's Daily Life."

3) What pet peeve would you make illegal if you could?
Pseudo-science. Please.

4) Has anyone here ever successfully licked their elbow?
Nope, never. Prove me wrong.

5) If you could paint the moon a different colour, which would it be? (patterns like tartan and burberry are also acceptable answers)
Black with blue highlights.

The Bad Day Table
1) What petty irritant ALWAYS sets you off down the path to having a bad day?
Animal cruelty, pseudo-science, grey clouds.
EDIT : Ok, none of them are petty, I got irritated. :P


2) Whats the worst date you have ever been on?
Meeting for a beer with a friend who suddenly grabbed my hand on the table. It was NOT a date, I don't do dates.

3) How far into lockdown did you get before reaching "Fuck this shit"?
Before last Summer. Too long.

4) What is your least favourite day of the week?
Usually Sundays are boring but stressful.

5) What day started bad and then was saved?
Since I'm not a morning person and I have Seasonal AD, every day of the winter starts more or less bad and is saved by the evening.

The "Its Not Christmas Yet So Put Down the Decorations and Walk Away" Table
1) When did you see the first signs of Christmas and was it WAY too early?
I personally saw them this weekend in Italy with all the lights above the streets and Christmas trees.


2) When SHOULD the christmas hype begin?
I think mid-November is fine. For the songs, not before December 23rd. :P

3) When did you (or will you) begin christmas shopping?
I just got the list of the person I'm buying for this year, so I'll do that this week (we do Secret Santa to avoid shopping during covid).

4) Have you heard of Whamageddon and if so, do you play?
I heard of it, and I think I play it unknowingly. There are 2-3 Christmas songs I particularly dislike hearing.


5) What is the best christmas present you ever received? (Or worst if it is funny)
Books that I wrote on my wishlist. A very long time ago I also got all the albums of my favourite band.
 
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KM76710

Kangaroo Manager
SF Pro
SF Supporter
#26
Thanks for opening the Café, Dante and for the tags @Innocent Forever and @Kiwi2016

• How long have you been on the forum?
5 years - I just got my "Old Fart Trophy"

• If you wrote an Autobiography, what would you call it?
"How my kitten sabotaged my childhood dream of becoming an international hand model"

• Has anyone here ever successfully licked their elbow?
Yes, the elbow on my leg

• What is your least favourite day of the week?
The one's that end in "day"

• When SHOULD the christmas hype begin
Never!

• Have you heard of Whamageddon and if so, do you play?
Yes, I play it on the first Saturday night of each month whilst blasting Wham's greatest hits so loud that the windows shake. *thumbsup
Once you get the Old Fart Trophy you get to call younger people younguns' and whippersnapper and misbehavin' youngun's are scalawags or ne'er do wells and then work towards the crotchety badge and be a Crotchety Old Fart. :)
 

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