Jim's Cafe - Wednesday 27th September to 29th September

[Acy]

Good morning, folks! Slather on the sunscreen and grab your pails and shovels! We're building sandcastles today! Remember to run in the waves and rinse off before coming in for lunch, though, please! :p

LET'S HAVE FUN !!!

 

[Lost]

I'll bring my own hat, thank you though.

Also I'll keep watch for pirates and megalomaniac jelly fish. Lost has your backs.

 

[Wiltingone]

Hyperion more good stuff!! Love the cover letter!!!! Hope it cools off for you today and you can chill out a bit. A wet towel around the neck can do wonders btw.

 

[Kiwi2016]

Thinking a security guard might be needed to ensure that the special wine cellar with the "expensive stuff" is secure....

 

[Ash600]

@Kathie Sunflower @dtc @Blake9 @Ash600 :p @Polly Anne @Lonely85 @Angel368 @Lulabelle @Kiwi2016 @JacsMom @HumanExMachina @lost_soul @Lost @treehousewizkid @crumbum @London @Zambee123 come say hi

Happy , um. Thursday, yeah, Thursday. Happy Thursday y'all

I'm bringing along caps for everyone to protect from the sun. And being that we need to know who is a part of our beach party...
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(for those who don't want to be wearing stolen logos)

some others for those who rather
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Hi!!!!!! Thanks for the invite Inno, soon as I finish up here at the hospital I'm on my way

 

[Ash600]

Thinking a security guard might be needed to ensure that the special wine cellar with the "expensive stuff" is secure....

There's no level of security in the world which will prevent me from getting to that cellar:p

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

REFERENCES: My fellow comedian @HumanExMachina

I just dictated a glowing reference letter to the secretary and she's typing it up on the Underwood as we speak. The girl's amazing, does 120 words a minute. I asked her to mimeograph a copy for our records and put it in the file cabinet. Think I'll grab my straw hat, go down to the building lobby, purchase a New York Herald Tribune and enjoy a nice cigar while I have my Winklepickers shined.

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

By the way @Ash600 why is everyone talking about your butt all of a sudden, did you recently post a pic of it in the One Thing To Be Grateful For Each Day thread?o_O

 

[Ash600]

By the way @Ash600 why is everyone talking about your butt all of a sudden, did you recently post a pic of it in the One Thing To Be Grateful For Each Day thread?o_O

Yeah that and on the member's artistic creations thread as well

 

[may71]

Thinking a security guard might be needed to ensure that the special wine cellar with the "expensive stuff" is secure....

Who would have guessed that a wine named "screaming eagle" would cost $500,000?

 

[Innocent Forever]

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I just saw this quote....
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[Kiwi2016]

There's no level of security in the world which will prevent me from getting to that cellar:p

Yes wouldn't it be lovely to just have one well maybe a few sips of each to see what all the fuss is about...though not sure about the shipwrecked champagne..

 

[Kiwi2016]

Who would have guessed that a wine named "screaming eagle" would cost $500,000?

Yes me too...thought these all had to be chateau de somewhere...

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

Yeah that and on the member's artistic creations thread as well

Full disclosure: I'm very gullible. When I first read the post I actually went to Member's Artistic Creations to see if it was true.

 

[Ash600]

Full disclosure: I'm very gullible. When I first read the post I actually went to Member's Artistic Creations to see if it was true.

In that case perhaps I should grace that section with the beauty of my butt:p

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

In that case perhaps I should grace that section with the beauty of my butt:p

Well, I don't know, that's strictly between you, your butt and the mods:cool:

 

[Lost]

Well, I don't know, that's strictly between you, your butt and the mods:cool:

But.. but.. but.. but.. but.. but... :oops:


Mmmmm.... Butter

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

But.. but.. but.. but.. but.. but... :oops:

But me no buts?

 

[Ash600]

But.. but.. but.. but.. but.. but.

But me no buts?

No ifs, no butts......

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

Have we exhausted all of the but or butt related references? I can't think of any...I know there must be more. All I'm coming up with is Boutrous Ghali, but...