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Most recent thing you said aloud

Discussion in 'The Gameroom' started by baywasp, Jul 24, 2017.

  1. "what the fuck are you doing?!"

    Some context .... My cat was trying to get into the toilet o_O
     
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  2. drinty

    drinty I'd rather be a Cat.

    Go and lie down....to my dog :)
     
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  3. cymbele

    cymbele SF Supporter

    Hello kitties...I'M HOME!
     
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  4. Huck Finn

    Huck Finn Nobody

    Get the hell out of my sight, before we both feel sorry for what's coming up next . (I college of mine tried to be a smart ass) I am pretty irritated right now.
    Edit: I have realised that most of my problems are related to my job, gotta find a way to change it.
     
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  5. baywasp

    baywasp The crappiest rugger

    No, don't be hurt! You're not allowed to be hurt.
    [to Dele Alli on my laptop screen as I was watching a Tottenham Hotspur game recording...]
     
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  6. baywasp

    baywasp The crappiest rugger

    You know who's also scrappy? Nathan fucking Walker, you asshole.
    [yelling at Capitals coach Barry Trotz through my laptop for once again scratching one of my favorite players in favor of a guy they just called up.]
     
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  7. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    "Yeah, obviously no drinks are going to waste, though!"

    What I said to my mom after she said she doesn't want to see food going to waste, and she was stumbling drunk.
     
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  8. Emerald Hyperion

    Emerald Hyperion Unknown Mystery Person

    "Ow...."

    (I woke up with a headache, brain lost some oxygen overnight).
     
  9. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    Not sure, but it was something along the lines of not being able to do this anymore, and I mean life as a whole. Just fed up with a lot of shit....
     
  10. Shorty92

    Shorty92 Well-Known Member

    “Who wants cake?” To my children. Friday we get a cake for after dinner yum!
     
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  11. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    "No, those belong to a mannequin"

    In response to my mom asking if a topless woman's chest was the real deal...lol
     
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  12. MarkahMalady

    MarkahMalady Well-Known Member

    It's not sad to have interests and be knowledgeable about them, it's sad to not have any interests you care enough about to bother being knowledgeable.

    Right before storming off in a huff.

    And I thought my dad was gonna be the asshole this week.
     
  13. baywasp

    baywasp The crappiest rugger

    Does anybody actually celebrate Kwanzaa?

    (wondering aloud to myself because I've literally never heard of anybody who does)
     
  14. Sunday16

    Sunday16 Well-Known Member

    It was a conversation with my cat:

    Me: "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha? Hiyda huda hiydi yah?"
    Him: "Meow."
     
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  15. crumbum

    crumbum Well-Known Member

    FUNK YOU TOO YOU FUNKING ****! - to a boiling spaghetti sauce bubble that blew up to scorch my hand when I tried to stir it... (I don't speak much to peoples).
     
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  16. shania

    shania Well-Known Member

    "Hedgehugs!"
     
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  17. crumbum

    crumbum Well-Known Member

    A scream into my pillow.
     
  18. Lilyfrog

    Lilyfrog Well-Known Member

    sleepies, go sleepies and put your dodi in. (grandbaby is sleeping) not totally flipped yet
     
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  19. crumbum

    crumbum Well-Known Member

    We beat ourselves.
     
  20. Sunday16

    Sunday16 Well-Known Member

    Please don't eat that