Most recent thing you said aloud

[BlueEyedDragon]

"what the fuck are you doing?!"

Some context .... My cat was trying to get into the toilet o_O

 

[drinty]

Go and lie down....to my dog

 

[cymbele]

Hello kitties...I'M HOME!

 

[Huck Finn]

Get the hell out of my sight, before we both feel sorry for what's coming up next . (I college of mine tried to be a smart ass) I am pretty irritated right now.
Edit: I have realised that most of my problems are related to my job, gotta find a way to change it.

 

[Baywasp]

No, don't be hurt! You're not allowed to be hurt.
[to Dele Alli on my laptop screen as I was watching a Tottenham Hotspur game recording...]

 

[Baywasp]

You know who's also scrappy? Nathan fucking Walker, you asshole.
[yelling at Capitals coach Barry Trotz through my laptop for once again scratching one of my favorite players in favor of a guy they just called up.]

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

"Yeah, obviously no drinks are going to waste, though!"

What I said to my mom after she said she doesn't want to see food going to waste, and she was stumbling drunk.

 

[Emerald Hyperion]

"Ow...."

(I woke up with a headache, brain lost some oxygen overnight).

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Not sure, but it was something along the lines of not being able to do this anymore, and I mean life as a whole. Just fed up with a lot of shit....

 

[Shorty92]

“Who wants cake?” To my children. Friday we get a cake for after dinner yum!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

"No, those belong to a mannequin"

In response to my mom asking if a topless woman's chest was the real deal...lol

 

[MarkahMalady]

It's not sad to have interests and be knowledgeable about them, it's sad to not have any interests you care enough about to bother being knowledgeable.

Right before storming off in a huff.

And I thought my dad was gonna be the asshole this week.

 

[Baywasp]

Does anybody actually celebrate Kwanzaa?

(wondering aloud to myself because I've literally never heard of anybody who does)

 

[Sunday16]

It was a conversation with my cat:

Me: "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha? Hiyda huda hiydi yah?"
Him: "Meow."

 

[crumbum]

FUNK YOU TOO YOU FUNKING ****! - to a boiling spaghetti sauce bubble that blew up to scorch my hand when I tried to stir it... (I don't speak much to peoples).

 

[shania]

"Hedgehugs!"

 

[crumbum]

A scream into my pillow.

 

[Lilyfrog]

sleepies, go sleepies and put your dodi in. (grandbaby is sleeping) not totally flipped yet

 

[crumbum]

We beat ourselves.

 

[Sunday16]

Please don't eat that