Musings, ideas, what are you thinking about?

[Witty_Sarcasm]

And I don't get it...85 seconds? I thought it would only measure up to 60.

 

[Sunspots]

Ok. I'm waiting for N to get out of the shower then I'm on board with the whole timing thing..

 

[Aurelia]

Ok. I'm waiting for N to get out of the shower then I'm on board with the whole timing thing..

Yes! 😁 You're awesome.

 

[GFS]

How did this thread turn into a pissing competition?

 

[Sunspots]

Yes! 😁 You're awesome.

Can't have Gonz thinking us Brits are prudes

 

[Sunspots]

This didn't include any pantsing or handwashing.

 

[Walker]

Now I feel like I need to get a British person on board with this. Any takers? @Ash600 @Sunspots

Yes! Let's do this. Let's start with these two and go from here. Let's tag @Woowoo too though now she'll have to catch up.

 

[Aurelia]

Can't have Gonz thinking us Brits are prudes

Lu's holding it down for the Brits!

 

[Walker]

Ok I was at an even split the actual clothing manipulation and peeing (30 seconds) and then washing (31 seconds)
I'm actually surprised. My initial estimate was pretty far off (this was after just waking up so I'm adding a few seconds here ha ha but still)

This thread has totally taken a crap. Ba da bum.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

This is a literal pissing contest now. haha

 

[Aurelia]

So, let's see, for the actual peeing part, we've had (I rounded some of you off to the nearest whole number):

25 seconds - @sinking_ship
26 seconds - @Nick
32 seconds - Me
24 seconds - @Gonz
32 seconds - @Sunspots
30 seconds - @Walker

And @Witty_Sarcasm fell asleep on the toilet, so I'm not sure what to do with that.

And so, based on this random sample of volunteers, Project Urination Evacuation has proven that the average time it takes someone to pee is about 28 seconds. Do with this information what you will. Use it wisely.

 

[Walker]

Bwahahaha This thread. Who's thread was this? Gonz? This poor thread. We should just lock it and start it over again.

 

[Freya]

So, let's see, for the actual peeing part, we've had (I rounded some of you off to the nearest whole number):

25 seconds - @sinking_ship
26 seconds - @Nick
32 seconds - Me
24 seconds - @Gonz
32 seconds - @Sunspots
30 seconds - @Walker

And @Witty_Sarcasm fell asleep on the toilet, so I'm not sure what to do with that.

And so, based on this random sample of volunteers, Project Urination Evacuation has proven that the average time it takes someone to pee is about 28 seconds. Do with this information what you will. Use it wisely.

Oh my god. Haha! I can't believe you haven't done a boy/girl data analysis and then gone back through to see if there is any correlation between length of pee and willingness to pee while someone else is in the room...

Also - Brits are not PRUDES - we are CIVILISED. Apart from @Sunspots apparently. *deports sunspots immediately for un-english behaviour*

 

[Woowoo]

OMG, this thread is fricking hilarious. It's got my morning off to a good start. And I can't believe I've actually just timed how long I took to pee.

Time actually spent peeing: 19 secs
Total time, including de & re pantsing and handwashing: 48 secs.

 

[Aurelia]

Oh my god. Haha! I can't believe you haven't done a boy/girl data analysis and then gone back through to see if there is any correlation between length of pee and willingness to pee while someone else is in the room.

I could, but we'd need a bigger sample of people/data for that. :P

 

[Woowoo]

Oh my god. Haha! I can't believe you haven't done a boy/girl data analysis and then gone back through to see if there is any correlation between length of pee and willingness to pee while someone else is in the room...

Also - Brits are not PRUDES - we are CIVILISED. Apart from @Sunspots apparently. *deports sunspots immediately for un-english behaviour*

You're going to think I'm very un-British. Not only did I time my pee, but I also don't have a problem with sharing the bathroom - just no number 2s lol

 

[Walker]

At least @Woowoo and @Sunspots are already such great friends they'll be happy to be deported together.

just no number 2s

That's next!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

So, let's see, for the actual peeing part, we've had (I rounded some of you off to the nearest whole number):

25 seconds - @sinking_ship
26 seconds - @Nick
32 seconds - Me
24 seconds - @Gonz
32 seconds - @Sunspots
30 seconds - @Walker

And @Witty_Sarcasm fell asleep on the toilet, so I'm not sure what to do with that.

And so, based on this random sample of volunteers, Project Urination Evacuation has proven that the average time it takes someone to pee is about 28 seconds. Do with this information what you will. Use it wisely.

LOL I don't even know what happened there. I'm so tired I feel like I'm going in reverse.

 

[Woowoo]

At least @Woowoo and @Sunspots are already such great friends they'll be happy to be deported together.


That's next!

Where shall we head to @Sunspots? I vote for somewhere hot and sunny with an endless supply of Pinot

 

[Sunspots]

Where shall we head to @Sunspots? I vote for somewhere hot and sunny with an endless supply of Pinot

I'd normally suggest Greece but the wine is pretty shit. How about Italy?