*nothing* in our relationship is traditional other than being head over heels for you
You're joking right?
Babe, we're so traditional.
We make Stepford look abnormal.
The Stepford wives wish they could be as normal as...oh, you randomly made a duck noise.
Gotta do my thing in response.
So yeah, anyway, as i was saying, we're basically a couple of tradwives when you think about it.