Hahaha. Gladly. This one bitch I don't like will be working Friday evening (though, that will be like 11 to midnight your time). If you're not asleep already, you should call and ask for her directly, then keep asking if they have certain items. Ask about sewing machines too, because that will force her to go in the back and look at all the stock. Tell her you're coming to buy one, so that she has to pick it up and carry it, and then be like "Nevermind, I don't want it." Then ask for directions to get to the store from the Philadelphia airport.