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[Human Ex Machinae]

Don't laugh at me but that has actually crossed my mind..

I'm not laughing, it's the first thing I thought of! A person could be allergic to certain exotic animals all their lives and never know it. For all I know I'm extremely allergic to manatees.
@Cynic Goat maybe in your case you're allergic to goats? Wash your hands after sorting through your avatar collection.

 

[Sunspots]

I'm not laughing, it's the first thing I thought of!

You're obviously much lovelier than my family who all fell on the floor laughing at me when I suggested it.

Right, I'm going to mark on my calendar when it's really bad and see if it coincides with her being home. Last night was particularly bad and she had arrived here in her work uniform..

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

Last night was particularly bad and she had arrived here in her work uniform..

Hmmm, seems like pretty compelling evidence. My mother is super allergic to cats and when I used to go see her, sometimes she'd start having symptoms. Maybe one day you could go visit her at work and get her to give you a tour of the animal areas she works in, see if one of them makes your eyes start burning.

 

[Sunspots]

She did give me a tour last week (I even got to cuddle a giraffe!) and I was fine. The only animals I didn't get up close to were the big cats. I do have a bit of a weird allergy to cats, but only certain cats. We have two cats and one of them I can't pick up for too long or I get itchy patches on my arms..

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

She did give me a tour last week (I even got to cuddle a giraffe!)

Wow, that must have been awesome. Ok, we can scratch giraffes off of the allergy list, then.

Here's my petty complaint: I think my vacation is going on too long. I'm starting to feel like an amorphous blob under a large rocko_O Tomorrow morning I'm going to go get some cherry Pepsi Max, maybe that'll snap me out of it a little.

 

[Sunspots]

I'm starting to feel like an amorphous blob

At first glance I read that as an amorous blob

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

It's funny people mention nausea inducing headaches too, because i have that as well. Was playing Red Dead 2 earlier, and it had just stopped raining in the game, then the sun came out, and the ground became reflective due to all the wet mud, and good lord, i almost clutched my eyes and fell out of bed from the agony of looking at it.

Also i'm extremely sniffly and keep sneezing, but i have no idea why. It sort of feels like hayfever, but that seems unlikely in the middle of winter.

Aww, hope you feel better soon, friend. Just some goat pets for you until you feel better.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Some of the jokes in here made me laugh, which I really needed right now.

 

[Shelly]

facebook notifying me in the messenger that i have been friends with this person for this amount of years.

facebook needs to stop.

 

[Lightsout]

Wow, that must have been awesome. Ok, we can scratch giraffes off of the allergy list, then.

Here's my petty complaint: I think my vacation is going on too long. I'm starting to feel like an amorphous blob under a large rocko_O Tomorrow morning I'm going to go get some cherry Pepsi Max, maybe that'll snap me out of it a little.

Damn First world problems *bleh

 

[LynovaBee]

Oh god, if this thread is going to make me laugh out loud as much as it is then I'm gonna need to break away from here to piss more often.

I laughed so hard when I read this - I don’t know why I found this so funny!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

The fact that I need to look at peoples' actions instead of just their words. They can say all these things that will make me happy, but if they can't back them up, then that means nothing. It's just a hard lesson that I have to learn.

 

[1964dodge]

Don't laugh at me but that has actually crossed my mind..

i'm allergic to tigers and lions, I don't get red eyes sniffling etc. if i'm close enough to touch them I just urinate freeze then pass out, then I take a long journey in pieces through the lion until i'm a pile of sh#t now that's a severe allergy

 

[crazyk]

i'm allergic to tigers and lions, I don't get red eyes sniffling etc. if i'm close enough to touch them I just urinate freeze then pass out, then I take a long journey in pieces through the lion until i'm a pile of sh#t now that's a severe allergy

Thanks mike. I needed that right now ❤️

 

[Nick]

Pain, physical and mental. That is all.

 

[Anne Charlotte]

Pain, physical and mental. That is all.

Sorry, Kalicka. Would wish I could something for you. Sending hugs, and a shoulder to lean on.

 

[crazyk]

Pain, physical and mental. That is all.

 

[Nick]

Sorry, Kalicka. Would wish I could something for you. Sending hugs, and a shoulder to lean on.

Thanks. It will pass or it won't.

Thanks Crazyk

 

[1964dodge]

Pain, physical and mental. That is all.

I know, and I hope it gets better for you it's possible. mike

 

[Nick]

I know, and I hope it gets better for you it's possible. mike

Thanks Mike