BPD Support Thread

[Aurelia]

I can imagine if I went to AA with my mom, it would be something like this. lol

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My husband and I going to NA together was him talking to every single person in the room and me sitting there like, "stay the fuck away from me motherfuckers...don't you dare come and try hug me, I swear to fucking god..." and then he goes, "oh, this is my wife..." and I get, "Oh, hi!!! Welcome!!! It's all peace signs, rainbows, and unicorns in here...you're going to love it! Come give me a hug!!" Like, bitch, you come any closer and I will punch you...

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My husband and I going to NA together was him talking to every single person in the room and me sitting there like, "stay the fuck away from me motherfuckers...don't you dare come and try hug me, I swear to fucking god..." and then he goes, "oh, this is my wife..." and I get, "Oh, hi!!! Welcome!!! It's all peace signs, rainbows, and unicorns in here...you're going to love it! Come give me a hug!!" Like, bitch, you come any closer and I will punch you...

Lol that sounds kinda scary. I think people were normal at the AA meeting that my mom went to. But there's another one that's secular, so I might go to that one instead.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I'm like huge chungus on that scale, but I want to get to small or at least big. lol

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I love the automated searches on Google. "What type of animal is Bugs Bunny?" Are people actually asking this shit? haha

 

[Aurelia]

Lol that sounds kinda scary. I think people were normal at the AA meeting that my mom went to. But there's another one that's secular, so I might go to that one instead.

That's the thing, it IS kind of scary...it's like a fucking cult, I swear to god. What else would you call a group of people that keeps you in fear constantly (of relapsing and ODing) in order to make you keep coming back??

 

[Aurelia]

I love the automated searches on Google. "What type of animal is Bugs Bunny?" Are people actually asking this shit? haha

I mean, he's clearly a dog with very long ears...Right? Duh.

Oh, hey...Check it out...I made this floral disaster the other day. It looked fucked up again in less than 24 hours after customers got to it.

 

[Aurelia]

LOL I said disaster...I totally meant to say display haha.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I mean, he's clearly a dog with very long ears...Right? Duh.

Oh, hey...Check it out...I made this floral disaster the other day. It looked fucked up again in less than 24 hours after customers got to it.

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Hey, you could be a talented flower arranger. That looks really nice.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I asked my mom if she could put lights on my tree. There's Halloween lights on top, white lights in the middle, and multicolor on the bottom. lol

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I want to go to the Dollar Tree again. I haven't gone in almost 2 months. Someone give me a ride there. haha

 

[Aurelia]

I asked my mom if she could put lights on my tree. There's Halloween lights on top, white lights in the middle, and multicolor on the bottom. lol

That's pretty odd haha. If anything I'd maybe mix the Halloween and white lights with the multicolor, not do them in sections. But hey, that's what "the Christmas spirit" is all about, right? Not how good your decorations look, but making your living space (and everything inside it) your own and sharing it with people you care about. And I say that even though, in reality, I think Christmas is a load of shit, lol. But hey, I can't say no to pretty lights and sparkly things...I'm too ADD to ignore those.

 

[Aurelia]

I want to go to the Dollar Tree again. I haven't gone in almost 2 months. Someone give me a ride there. haha

Come to mine when I'm the manager on duty and I'll secretly slip you free shit lol.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

That's pretty odd haha. If anything I'd maybe mix the Halloween and white lights with the multicolor, not do them in sections. But hey, that's what "the Christmas spirit" is all about, right? Not how good your decorations look, but making your living space (and everything inside it) your own and sharing it with people you care about. And I say that even though, in reality, I think Christmas is a load of shit, lol. But hey, I can't say no to pretty lights and sparkly things...I'm too ADD to ignore those.

One string of lights only lit up halfway, so that's why she did it. But it does look cool anyway.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Come to mine when I'm the manager on duty and I'll secretly slip you free shit lol.

Lol damn, wish I could go there. Then I can go on a worldwide trip...the next stop is Finland to see Santa. lol

 

[Aurelia]

Lol damn, wish I could go there. Then I can go on a worldwide trip...the next stop is Finland to see Santa. lol

When I went to the post office to get stamps to mail all your guys' cards and shit, I saw they literally had a mailbox where kids could put letters to santa...like, FFS, why would you support lying to your kid to that much of an extent?? I thought that was way overboard. Like, what the fuck is that kid going to think on Christmas day when Santa never gets them their pony (or I don't know, what the fuck do kids even ask for these days?? Lol) they wanted or that bike because mom and dad are two dumbfucks who never bothered to read their kid's letter to "Santa".

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

When I went to the post office to get stamps to mail all your guys' cards and shit, I saw they literally had a mailbox where kids could put letters to santa...like, FFS, why would you support lying to your kid to that much of an extent?? I thought that was way overboard. Like, what the fuck is that kid going to think on Christmas day when Santa never gets them their pony (or I don't know, what the fuck do kids even ask for these days?? Lol) they wanted or that bike because mom and dad are two dumbfucks who never bothered to read their kid's letter to "Santa".

Lol there's actually an address where you can write to Santa. And yeah, you need to make sure your kid asks for something realistic, like maybe a Dollar Tree present. lol

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I want to visit Christmas, it's a town that's 2 hours away from here. I guess it's always Christmas there.

 

[Aurelia]

LOL watch when that kid ends up in therapy at 18 he/she is going to realize, "So I think it all started with my parents lying to me that there would be a fat guy with presents coming down the chimney...I thought it was kind of creepy to begin with, but then when he didn't show up, even more so because I waited every single day AFTER the fact thinking that he may have been running late..." haha...oh, what the fuck am I even going on about at this point. I'm just saying the dumbest shit and laughing at it for no reason...feel free to ignore me. Lol...

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

LOL watch when that kid ends up in therapy at 18 he/she is going to realize, "So I think it all started with my parents lying to me that there would be a fat guy with presents coming down the chimney...I thought it was kind of creepy to begin with, but then when he didn't show up, even more so because I waited every single day AFTER the fact thinking that he may have been running late..." haha...oh, what the fuck am I even going on about at this point. I'm just saying the dumbest shit and laughing at it for no reason...feel free to ignore me. Lol...

Well he supposedly bends time and space, so technically he shouldn't be late at all. lol

 

[Aurelia]

Lol there's actually an address where you can write to Santa. And yeah, you need to make sure your kid asks for something realistic, like maybe a Dollar Tree present. lol

Lol I could say something really fucked up right now...but I won't.

...eh, what the hell...I'll PM it to you haha