You know, you're not wrong, actually. The only real difference between our lifestyles is that I've had a few more years to treat my body like a 90s rockstar treated a hotel room.
So let me serve the only useful purpose I might have left; as a warning. Do better than I did. Smoke less, move around more, eat food from all four food groups. If you're anything like me, you won't do any of this.
So let me serve the only useful purpose I might have left; as a warning. Do better than I did. Smoke less, move around more, eat food from all four food groups. If you're anything like me, you won't do any of this.

