My recent bit of medical drama caused me to drop a bunch of weight very quickly. A few people have commented on it, mostly out of concern. But, the other day, someone told me they wished the same would happen to them.
Are you fucking kidding me? You want to spend days in bed, unable to keep a single bite of food or sip of water in you? You want to throw up so much that the inside of your mouth has chemical burns from the stomach acid, and the only thing coming up is a nasty sludge that the doctor later explains is partially digested blood from your esophagus? You want to spend days in the hospital? You get that this literally could have killed me, right?
I managed to keep my cool and just calmly but seriously say “No, you really don’t.” But I’d like to wish her a hearty [title of this thread].
Are you fucking kidding me? You want to spend days in bed, unable to keep a single bite of food or sip of water in you? You want to throw up so much that the inside of your mouth has chemical burns from the stomach acid, and the only thing coming up is a nasty sludge that the doctor later explains is partially digested blood from your esophagus? You want to spend days in the hospital? You get that this literally could have killed me, right?
I managed to keep my cool and just calmly but seriously say “No, you really don’t.” But I’d like to wish her a hearty [title of this thread].